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@psawyerschue

Writing TV while life writes me. He/Him/Halliwell. IG: PSawyerSchue

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me mixing Saturday night + the rest of your life.

07.03.2026 13:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh.

07.03.2026 13:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it was a couple years ago and I missed it too ๐Ÿ’”

07.03.2026 13:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 13:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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She's a genius I fear.

07.03.2026 13:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I need another Black one but gay as hell this time and equally as dumb.

07.03.2026 13:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 13:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is VERY dumb and I need 3 of you Black hotties to do it with me.

07.03.2026 13:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And disrespecting his mom is wild, she's a former Broadway dancer. Babe put the mic down.

07.03.2026 13:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Now someone on your team has to draft a Notes app apology to keep your dismal brand deals secured.

07.03.2026 13:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All these notable figures always going out of their way to yuck something in an interview unless it's racism or anything that actually needs to be aggressively denounced is so irritating.

Because just shut the fuck up?

07.03.2026 13:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lmfao your fave.

07.03.2026 12:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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did Scott and Aldis happen to CROSS swords at the end of this interview?

07.03.2026 12:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why are those "Shorts" on auto play the second I open YouTube now as if I already had the app active?

All of these platforms have really turned to shit and it's just getting worse.

07.03.2026 12:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜Œ

07.03.2026 12:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

07.03.2026 11:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You syphilitic toads love being nasty while I'm asleep and it feels personal.

07.03.2026 11:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€ฆ.๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ.

07.03.2026 00:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ

07.03.2026 04:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

07.03.2026 04:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Heavens to Betsy those high school seasons of Smallville were appointment television.

I should get a man to get the complete boxset for me someday.

07.03.2026 03:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mind you the fated whites wouldn't even get together for another 5 years and yet the writers decided to do poor Chlo-Chlo like this to remind my good sis it was *never* gonna be her.

I laughed at her heartbreak when I was in high school and I would laugh again.

07.03.2026 03:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It brings me comfort and joy to know that the greater Grey's audience is also sick of Owen and Teddy. Shonda can give them the boot at any time. We're ready!

07.03.2026 00:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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im americas worst nightmare
#transmen #transgender

07.03.2026 03:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 80 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The younger of the Panabaker gworls really did that movie and said I'm good on all of this after ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

I don't blame her the industry sucks balls even when you're white.

07.03.2026 03:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hold Your Dream
07.03.2026 03:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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not to blame a Black woman during their month but no one has new Insecure episodes to watch on Sunday evenings at 10:30 anymore which is why the world is where it is.

07.03.2026 03:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ˜Œ

07.03.2026 03:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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- FRIDAY NIGHT MOOD.

07.03.2026 03:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm begging you not to block me.

07.03.2026 02:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0