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Chuck Serface

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I'm a co-editor and frequent contributor with The Drink Tank and a nine-time finalist for the Hugo Award for Best Fanzine with Team Journey Planet. I also work for my local government doing crisis intervention counseling. chuckserface.com

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It looks like the Cenobites from Hellraiser are set to arrive at any moment.

01.11.2025 16:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, someone pissed in his Corn Flakes.

20.10.2025 15:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder who pissed in his Corn Flakes.

20.10.2025 15:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like talking to the main character from the movie Memento.

02.09.2025 04:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cue β€œFlight of the Valkyries!”

21.07.2025 01:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yes, you behind the bike stands! (You can't have any pudding!)

20.07.2025 03:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Learning new skills.

17.07.2025 04:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The good news? When he comes for you he’ll bring marmalade sandwiches.

05.07.2025 02:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Her performance of β€œNo Stars” in an episode of Twin Peaks: The Return is stunning too.

27.06.2025 11:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.06.2025 01:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So was I!

25.06.2025 21:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We other fellows can just stay home.

25.06.2025 19:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ahem. That’s, β€œBig Foot and I . . .”

25.06.2025 19:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Where’s that breeze coming from? That insane geezer over there wagging his dog.

22.06.2025 05:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday to one of the greatest queens, Boy George! The wannabe king can go p**s into the wind.

14.06.2025 16:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Adam Warlock encountering the Magus who appears as a large green head crackling with energy. Artwork by Jim Starlin.

Adam Warlock encountering the Magus who appears as a large green head crackling with energy. Artwork by Jim Starlin.

Thank you, Mr. Starlin, for this awesome childhood memory.

11.06.2025 12:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My recently deceased dad ate here in 1951. The next generation has arrived in 2025.

09.06.2025 22:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Um, but he was saluting YOU, dipstick.

06.06.2025 19:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Meme about celebrities running in a presidential primary where we vote on smartphones.

Meme about celebrities running in a presidential primary where we vote on smartphones.

Hard pass.

06.06.2025 16:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like we knew Cybertrucks are one step away from being dumpster fires.

06.06.2025 01:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s like that moment in Fatal Attraction when the shit hits the fan β€” and, yes, neither character in Fatal Attraction is likeable too.

06.06.2025 00:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brangelina, TomKat, Bennifer, and now TACOMusk. Relatioships are hard.

06.06.2025 00:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Without Coogler, it’ll be like those awful sequels of Lost Boys.

02.06.2025 15:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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31.05.2025 23:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait. Why is Joni Ernst bringing up the Tooth Fairy? Did something happen to the Tooth Fairy?

31.05.2025 23:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rather gifted in a way no decent person is.

31.05.2025 21:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI thought everyone understood . . .” Like she’s saying, β€œI thought you were all smart enough to know . . .” Epic arrogance and gracelessness.

31.05.2025 21:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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. . . and Verle is with me until I escort him to the cemetery on June 7.

27.05.2025 22:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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