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I wear this like a badge of honor btw (creative cloud's generation history)

I have 3D printed this little glow in the dark mushroom and stuck it to my wall and i am going to

continue to do this

there will be many

what a fucking bizarre way to be like "oh yeah, British Columbia isn't changing their clocks anymore"

One of the funniest things about AI becoming a little too convincing is that I now just no longer trust beauty advertisements at all. I now only take recommendations from 40 year olds who look 40.

I have not done this yet but now im gonna watch this video bc being able to play Qud on my steam deck is genuinely just... what I would like to do

If i have accidentally pulled off the most brilliant move of my entire life it is going to be very funny, but it is too early to speak on it.

no… you beat me to the perfect joke…. I must swear fealty to you now.

i can only assume if they're using chatgpt to write ad copy they're using it to create a recipe for a food that most assuredly is going to poison my ass. both as in "me" and also as in "my actual butt"

if a company uses chatGPT to write its ad copy and it says something like "it isn't about simple nutrition -- it's about calming the chaos" my immediate response is to block the website/social media profile/etc.

also this

so you know how I just have been casually reading the Epstein files? Well I found this gem tonight.

I dont even know man rofl

I have a personal notepad discord channel in a server with just me and the other day I woke up at like 10:00am and checked my phone to see that I (???) apparently wrote this.

@yungchomsky.bsky.social did you go back in time to get shot in a toby Keith music video

Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City

theys just a lil guy

The good thing about it (the only good thing) is much like food poisoning, the physical illness usually means your body is working through it. The human machine is stupid.

you should. Unfortunately, that is just the process of grief. It is very rarely just sadness or anger. It is more physical than anything. I hope you feel better, cause I know how absolutely frustrating this shit is.

Not even going to pretend like I didn't get a big-ass grin on my face when I found out that some scummy crypto currency company invested in MrBeast at the high of both BTC and ETH in January only to have the market shit the bed.

closing all my tabs as I prepare to wind down with a movie and I notice

losing my fucking mind as a little treat

Bonus dream "comic": 001

I wrote this dream down at 1:31am after I woke up very convinced that I remembered "Bea" from my childhood

also I didn't intend to post this but I am 100% getting ready to do dishes

the punchline is that they're almost exclusively the ones I have and now that I've started drawing them I feel like I should draw one every time I remember it