Bill Bond

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Let’s go Rams!

Just got back from Yosemite. Last sunny day before the snow came in.

Yes, more bears! We’re thrilled to bring back the seasonal Tongass National Forest Cams, featuring the beautiful black bears of Anan Creek Fishing Hole. These cams are now live: explore.org/.../tongass....

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Live shot of EQon and Dumpy😆

I too will be spending $49 million on my birthday parade next week. The entire parade will just be taco and beer trucks as far as the eye can see. Tacos and Beer for everyone🌮🍺

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Friday night. Home from work. Pack a bowl and crank up Cross Eyed and Painless by the Talking Heads! Let’s get the weekend started!

He was a legend!

If I have to take Taco Lover 🌮 out of my bio because the tangerine taint sniffer is now king taco I’m gonna be pissed. Tacos are a sacred food and he doesn’t deserve association. 🤬 #tacobitch

Bones-Radiohead
“I used to fly like Peter Pan”
Pretty much says it all.

The Left needs its own Cybertruck 🚙🔥

I asked my wife why we can’t do exciting things like how Britney dances with knives. So she stabbed me.

I would even throw in one of the Dakotas. Doesn’t really matter which one🤷🏻‍♂️

Wife: Can you switch the laundry over?

Me: In this economy?

Wife: Just pull it out.

Me: That’s what she sa….

Wife: Shotgun blast💥 ‼️

Wife Mumbles: I told him the next time would be his last Michael Scott impersonation.

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When your realize that Harvard refused to admit Baron Von Shitzhispants Jr. aka Lurch, then it all makes sense. Dumps mind operates at a reptilian level.

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Friday is payday so I’m waddling down to the dive bar🍺

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Long weekend suggestion from KC and his Sunshine band: Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonite, get down tonight!
And I ask: In this economy?

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We need a leftist Georgie Santos!

To all the Red State trumpanzees who rely on their govt. to help them with the basic necessities to live like Medicaid, Congratulations! You just fucked yourselves, your family and your neighbors. Well done. Now fuck off!

The Dems are struggling to find a leader but 85 yo Pelosi, 150 yo Bernie, 90 yo Schumer are not the answer. Time for the old guard to step aside. They lost to Drump twice. Maybe they should sit this one out. Buh bye 👋🏻

Mix in some Pinto explosiveness 🔥

Journalism to Goal Oriented: “Get off me bro!” What a horse🏆💵🐎💪🏻

The slaw smelled bad. It needed to be put out of its misery🤷🏻‍♂️

STILL........

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Not sure this will work out the way he thinks it will.

TGIF! Let’s skip class and go smoke a bowl in the back seat of my Pinto. Then we can make out before going to ceramics class to finish my bong.