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Chill retro variety streams, good vibes, chaos, jank, weird games. Streams every Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday | He/Him Business Inquiries: thejewkerstreams@gmail.com

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It's all the cigarettes he ate since we got him!

06.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Loafie adventure is go! We are just driving around

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nintendo Suing U.S. Government Over Tariffs aftermath.site/nintendo-tar...

www.scribd.com/document/100...

06.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 5101 πŸ” 1532 πŸ’¬ 181 πŸ“Œ 1151

Owwkayy dayyuuuudddd

06.03.2026 09:59 πŸ‘ 4365 πŸ” 1302 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 10
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I'm so happy for her

06.03.2026 07:27 πŸ‘ 2261 πŸ” 675 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi folks-- We're receiving reports that some takedowns for Cookie's Bustle are still being made by Web Capio. It seems like their automated takedown systems may inadvertently still be running. We're looking into it.

In the meantime, creators are having success sending response emails like this one:

05.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 358 πŸ” 153 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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remember, anyone could be a stand user.

31.12.2025 03:44 πŸ‘ 1495 πŸ” 557 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 7
hyu_man: Whats so guilty about this gear?
amadeus46art: killed his wife
hyu_man: Oh
just__avery: lol
abridge2: multiple times
hyu_man: No innocent gear?
amadeus46art: that's his daughter
hyu_man: well then, I understand the lore now

hyu_man: Whats so guilty about this gear? amadeus46art: killed his wife hyu_man: Oh just__avery: lol abridge2: multiple times hyu_man: No innocent gear? amadeus46art: that's his daughter hyu_man: well then, I understand the lore now

gonna use this screenshot in my "guilty gear lore" panel at acen

06.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 1061 πŸ” 330 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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β€˜Chikn Nuggit’ creator Kyra Kupetsky announces her departure from the show after BuzzFeed made a requirement to feed the show to AI.

β€œI am very anti-Al and cannot support this. Thus I am leaving to boycott this. I am so upset it's come to this and I cannot apologize enough for this happening.”

05.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 2542 πŸ” 886 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 56
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Twitch Twitch is the world

No more Linus Spacehead means I can chill for tonights Jewkbox and start things with some wacky FMV twitch.tv/TheJewker

06.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Loafie adventure at the new pizza place

06.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The secret service once came to interrogate me because I tweeted "I will meet you out back of the 7/11 with the Emperor's blade in my hand" at Joe Biden

05.03.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 434 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 1
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Top 6 designs for the Mega Man Dual Override Robot Master Design Contest - winner will be chosen by the dev team and revealed in the near future

05.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 835 πŸ” 298 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 186
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action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed

old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING

04.10.2025 02:14 πŸ‘ 5786 πŸ” 2713 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 77
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The Nintendo Switch came out in 2017.
The Switch is retro.

05.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Arc Raiders - Discord SDK Data Exposure Summary During gameplay of Arc Raiders, private Discord Direct Message (DM) conversations between two users were found being written in plaintext to a local game log file. Additionally, a full Discord...

So ARC Raiders is actual spyware: timothymeadows.com/arc-raiders-...

05.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 929 πŸ” 530 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 61
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The Coin Game releasing March 19th (Steam/PS5/Xbox Series) www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHmg...

www.gematsu.com/2026/03/the-...

05.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 24
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a black and white drawing of a cat pressing a button that says ban . ALT: a black and white drawing of a cat pressing a button that says ban .
05.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Cookie's Bustle Retraction Template - Pastebin.com Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time.

ATTENTION ALL COOKIE'S BUSTLE CONTENT CREATORS

HERE IS THE EXACT EMAIL I SENT TO GET THE COPYRIGHT CLAIM ON MY VIDEO RETRACTED (TOO BIG FOR BLUESKY SO IT'S IN A PASTEBIN) pastebin.com/KqTsg0Li

I replaced information pertinent to me/time related with underscores, feel free to use this as a template

05.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 370 πŸ” 206 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 6
cookie honking a huge bobo courtesy of tbib.org
SHE WOULD NOT DO THIS SHE IS FIVE

cookie honking a huge bobo courtesy of tbib.org SHE WOULD NOT DO THIS SHE IS FIVE

03.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 662 πŸ” 246 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 6
My retro achievement progress of Quattro Adventure, featuring all of the achievements unlocked for Treasure Island Dizzy and Linus Spacehead

My retro achievement progress of Quattro Adventure, featuring all of the achievements unlocked for Treasure Island Dizzy and Linus Spacehead

Fuck Linus Spacehead. All my homies hate Linus Spacehead. Two games are down in the Quattro Adventure and I got all the achievements for Linus so I never have to play that awful game ever again. Two games remain which means next week I start Boomerang Kid

05.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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TheJewker - Twitch The !Cursed50 Continues: Getting Close To The End of Game 2 of 4

The Cursed 50 Continues the Quattro Adventure as I approach the end of game 2 twitch.tv/TheJewker

04.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe I'm out of pocket but I'm kind of shocked at the turnaround people are giving Marathon considering it's a sham reboot of a dead franchise that got caught plagiarizing an artist for their entire aesthetic to the point where the game couldn't be shown for months.

04.03.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 1585 πŸ” 493 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 11

Pretty sure this is the only one

04.03.2026 06:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Twitch Twitch is the world

Oh no! I have been hit with another curse, Cursed Halo 2 With Boyks! Cursed 50 Continues later tonight probably twitch.tv/TheJewker

04.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm in a bit of a bind with a lack of a job, I haven't had luck finding anything for the past two months.

If you're looking for a musician to be on your project, I am available, I have a portfolio set up on my website: melonadem.com/portfolio/

Boosts are appreciated!

#portfolioday #musicforhire

04.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4
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timeline cleanse

03.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 3283 πŸ” 1316 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 23