Things we'll probably hear from the U.S. this week:
"Our intelligence feels that Iran had a genetics program that was making sup's like Voughts Gen V"
"Iran had an IronMan program"
"Iran was poised to take over the moon"
"We have credible intelligence that Iran was going to take away baseball"
Russia: "it's not a war, it's a special military operation."
USA: "it's not a war, its a regime change operation."
NEW @npr.org: The Justice Department has published additional Epstein files related to allegations that President Trump sexually abused a minor after an NPR investigation found dozens of pages were withheld.
But 37 pages of records are still not public.
More:
I wonder which Fox News host or podcaster Trump is going to pick to be the new leader of Iran?
It’s looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for.
Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.
Yup. It damaged my blood vessels and now I have hypotension and chronic fatigue.
It. Is. Not. Just. A. Cold.
Remember back in '04 when we all thought George W. Bush was gonna start WWIII by invading Iraq cause he was this incompetent moron?
Ahhh...fun times 😁
Can we start calling it “The Epstein cover-up war” ?
If you have any questions as to how the majority of Americans feel about the matter, I hope this clears it up.
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
Colin Jost: "This attack might be a bad idea, I don't know. I'm not really an expert on Iran. So let's hear from someone who can explain why we might have done it." 😂
#SNL
Oh wait, he means "Bored of Peace" not "board of peace."
Just your regularly scheduled share of this masterpiece by @tomgauld.bsky.social
This aged well. Note the author.
So the guy who started the “Board of Peace” just started bombing Iran.
Broad City has the best representation of a realistic apartment and living situation for two average young people living in NYC.
How capitalism and greed have ruined your favourite sports teams.
@susanholtnb.bsky.social
So you have $45 million to give to the Irving Oligarchs but no money for education??
Need to come up with a way to pay for education and healthcare?
Easy: TAX THE IRVINGS.
Stop giving them our tax dollars!
Doug's gonna Doug.
Ride in the car lane on the shoulder? HELL NO ☠️
Ride in a bike lane with a dedicated barrier? HELL YA! 😃
Wait. This is REAL?
I legit thought this was a parody.
They put this out themselves...🤦🏼♂️
Sign the petition to help stop funding cuts to post secondary education in NB.
The gov. just gave Irving $45 million…but then cut funding for education.
Email your MLA and let them hear your outrage!
No more money for oligarchs!! ☠️
c.org/zCjxdFKxH7
God I hope he loudly shits himself during the State of the Union address tonight.
BREAKING
Former ICE agent:
On my first day training new cadets, I received secretive orders to teach them to violate the Constitution by entering homes without a judicial warrant.
It’s not leadership anymore it’s a circus, and everyone’s fighting for center ring.
“I’m just saying … bsky.app/profile/ronf...
Well, at least we have free healthcare, quality education and you know, leaders who aren’t authoritarian thugs who send poorly trained armed goons out into the streets to kidnap people and put them in concentration camps.
