The President of the United States is a warmonger and a tyrant.
Ireland, the EU and the UN need to hold him to account.
There may be economic impacts, but it is vital that we stand behind international law at every turn.
lol
Haha
Hahaha
As the good lord intended.
* wipes single tear *
Imagine having missed the Golden Age of The Simpsons and thus having a normal brain. Imagine being able to hear someone saying ‘chowder’ and not having to go ‘CHOWDAH. SAY IT RIGHT.’
Yay!
it's sad the the 'before' picture is so commonplace (and so accepted as normal) in ireland
if they were displayed the other way around, you would think something cataclysmic had happened
We got y'all somethin' good for De La Soul Day.
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She's like an old samurai whose great battles are behind her but every once in a while she kills a man with piece of paper just to prove a point
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Haha, omg, he’s LIVID
He’s turned his life around!
Incredible 'You wot, mate? You wot? YOU WANT SOME? EH? EH?' energy from this bird.
The NYT style guide
The US killing one and hundred fifty school children in a single attack on Iran has apparently been universally decided to be a non story by the Western press. Not front page news, not in the highlights, instantly memory holed. Profession and institutions worse than worthless.
I wish an American reporter, ideally a woman, would say, ‘Sir, does bombing Iran make you feel better about your tiny penis and your awful suspicion, way down deep in the cavity where your heart should be, that you are, as you've heard everyone around you whisper your whole life, a moron?’
That's a very high quality cat.
[Spelling committee]
‘So we’re agreed. A medium-sized sailing boat: y-o-t, yot. What do you think, guy on fucking mushrooms?’
Look, I like a pretty village as much as the next guy. But it better be nestling in the foothills of something. No foothill-nestling, count me out.
Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed.
Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.
Dear Mr Kirkdale bookshop keeper, It's me, the boy who asked to put the "One Piece" book on hold. How's your day been so far? Well for me, I'm getting thro teeth out at the dentist, not because their rotten but because I need to braces (I cind of scared). Due to the above, I will not be able to buy the book so please, please, please can you keep the book for one more day. From the boy, Jacob is my name. p.s. plase, please, please rec.
Imagine being like this. Maybe we actually were all once like this. Be more like this guy!
Hahahaha
Why don't you ask the one who apparently kicked you in the head as a baby.
Fiction: Toby Ziegler and Sam Seaborn pacing and fretting, desperately searching for the right words to proclaim America’s role as a shining beacon in a dark world.
Reality: Stephen Miller reluctantly leaving Pornhub and Googling ‘fancy ways to say black’.
The promise of social media was that we'd find out what people all over the world were thinking. Alas, in practice, we have found out what people all over the world are thinking.
The source is lost to time, but this is one of the funniest photos ever taken
I’m so sorry, Moose.
