Batsy Cline (she/her) 🦇📚

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They’re all on here and I just want to be like

The generation who spent *years* saying “Wazzuuuppp” to each other because they watched a stoned Ghostface do it is being annoyed by brain rot slang and that is the most old people shit ever

Some horror and horror-adjacent book recs from me for women’s history month! Women are really dominating the genre right now and I’m here for it all.

Yay! I hope we both enjoy it lol

I Was A Teenage Slasher by Stephen Graham Jones

All The Living and the Dead: from embalmers to executioners, an exploration of the people who have made death their life’s work by Hayley Campbell

My current holds at the library

The steroid shot won’t last forever because the problem with my hip is progressive, but it’s so nice to have some long term relief that’s not popping a pill every day

Thank you! 🙏

Just realized I haven’t limped since Friday

I have friends who got divorced when our kids were in preschool (our oldest kids are now 17) and they’re STILL talking about how they can’t find someone to treat them right. It must be exhausting

That’s a far better use for the app

It’s uncomfortable for sure

I mostly get on facebook just to see people my age vague posting about how relationships are awful and nobody wants a soulmate

Big day for the “my parents beat me and my friends abused me and I turned out just fine!!” Crowd

State law enforcement division is investigating hazing allegations against the local high school’s baseball team. Locals: “this country is so soft! This town is [R word.]”

My dudes, do you know how bad it has to be for a red state’s law enforcement big guys to come to town for this?!

Yeah this is for sure a women-led movement

AuDHD girlie raised southern Baptist whose particular brand of neurodivergence makes her memory a steel trap memorizes the Bible like a champ, but grows up to deconstruct from evangelicalism and become a tattooed leftist honors history major mom: a memoir

I quoted the Bible at pastor Robert Jeffress and he blocked me almost immediately lol

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Every damn time some big military thinks they got it in the bag

Now where have I seen this kind of hubris before? Oh, right right.

Oh trust me, I’m babying it lol. The steroid shot won’t last forever and I’m in no hurry to make things worse

At work tonight, I squatted down to shelve a book and had to pause because I expected it to hurt and it didn’t! 😂

I was still a little sore by closing time, but it was nowhere near the agony I’m usually feeling

lol thank you! 😊

Me trying to shop

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That “Hey Brittany, would you like some extra hours?” Feeling

Alexa play “Me and the Devil” by Soap&Skin

It hurts knowing that I’m older than she was during that show lol

I’m now officially “refinanced a mortgage” years old

Thank you!

High 5!

Right?! Had to get it