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Mead Hall Memento Mori

@meadmori

Dead thing lying around Mead Hall in #Wulferhampton. Here to remind people to keep a short account. Ex X. Not a total clown.

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Oh, I find that weird - ideally cursed - units have a strangely charming appeal. Like quarks. I hoped for more.

02.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his hand on his forehead . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his hand on his forehead .
28.02.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not me. I'm not nailed to the wall. *

* Yet. Though I'm now hiding.

27.02.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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bender from futurama says i don t see the problem with this ALT: bender from futurama says i don t see the problem with this

Maybe the radiation will leave me being able to do more than ... ya know ... just sit on a shelf.

14.02.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Am I right that the first iteration of WΓΌlferhampton AI, DeepReekℒ️is shortly to make an appearance?

13.02.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bluesky Map Interactive map of 3 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.

Not sure why (and most of Wulferhampton seemingly) should crop up somewhere near British left wing politics but okay bluesky-map.theo.io

Does the pond have a left bank?

10.02.2026 10:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is much of #WΓΌlferhampton under water*?

*Substances suspended in water**

**Mostly

04.02.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All questions are serious. It's the answers that may be silly.

30.01.2026 10:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not sure how I feel about that thought.

30.01.2026 09:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Good day

28.01.2026 06:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a plaid shirt is sitting at a table with a menu open and says " ding dong " ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt is sitting at a table with a menu open and says " ding dong "
28.01.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

An ossuary? Oooh, that sounds like a promotion!

16.01.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Merry Christmas, #Wulferhampton.

Keep a safe distance when the sprouts are brought out.

25.12.2025 07:39 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Did fire-starting precede the construction of the first Mead Hall? Or was it developed to help destroy the ... I mean, following that? @wulferhampton.bsky.social

11.12.2025 16:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hope you're okay, my liege.

02.12.2025 21:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think if the "governing party" faced the lack of obsequiousness present in the Commons, or the scrutiny present in the Lords, the opposition would end pretty quickly.

In maths terms, Commons and Lords in Wulferhampton would be a dynamically unstable system.

30.11.2025 13:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I heard screams.

Was there a sprout spillage? ITWSBT

28.11.2025 13:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Heart of Brass
Back purl
Jolly Codger

22.11.2025 15:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🫢😘πŸ₯‚good morning, my lovely’s. It’s what little people call β€˜hump day’! πŸ˜‰ I’ve noticed that insignificant beings can be easily upset today. 🐿️ so rather than annoy them, my good deed will be to stay in my manor and be waited on hand and foot. πŸ«ΆπŸ˜πŸ§šπŸ½β€β™€οΈ

Happy Wednesday 😘🫢

Hugs and kisses πŸ₯°β˜ΊοΈπŸ˜˜

12.11.2025 06:56 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Suppose these were @wulfhelm.bsky.social's astronomers? What would the reaction be?

03.11.2025 13:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. Yes, you do.

21.10.2025 15:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't that the Reform mayor in the picture?

20.10.2025 18:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Several of these have links to the Mead Hall, it's true. Thinking of the Worshipful Company of Artificial Fish Colourers and the Ancient Guild of Underclothing Examiners, both of which are registered here.

20.10.2025 18:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Was there a Wulferhampton "No Kings" protest? If so, what did it look like? And have they found the bodies yet?

19.10.2025 17:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

19.10.2025 17:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(ahem. Memento. Just saying.)

17.10.2025 15:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.10.2025 08:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't help feeling that there's a middle ground between populist overgenerosity and sociopathic authoritarianism.

10.10.2025 10:13 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

... but at least ironically, one assumes.

10.10.2025 07:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been thinking.

We could have a WΓΌlferhampton AI centre. That boggy place, plus the beneficent climate, would provide the extensive water supply - ready mixed with the effluent output so characteristic of AI. I'm sure a few serfs have the odd hour free; they can power it using treadmills.

08.10.2025 09:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1