Simcha Fisher

This is poetry

Kill Your Chatbot (Thomas Aquinas) by Daniel Mitsui | Redbubble There have been some inventions also which have been able for the utterance of articulate sounds, as the speaking of certain words… Such was the brazen head made by Fryer Bacon, and that statue in the...

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The Schubert’s Ave Maria effect

I have plain cream of wheat for lunch every day, and the iron has made it possible for me to donate blood again. I call it my daily gruel and I love it dearly.

Oh Thank goodness Facebook is on the job

What’s for supper? Vol. 461: You can certainly try Happy Friday! The kids have been on February vacation this week, and we’ve been surprisingly busy with various activities, parties, unavoidable whatnot, and of course snow. Snow snow snow. An…

What’s for supper? Vol. 461: You can certainly try

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Thanks! My first time trying mirror glaze. RIP my kitchen

Thank you!

My first and last D20 cake. I almost had a stroke trying to figure out the angles

Cringe for Christ One of my core memories is sitting in the pew at Mass, shriveling up with secondhand embarrassment. This was in the early 80’s, and the old French Canadian pastor, Fr. M, loved to roam around the a…

Sincerity is more important than good taste. It’s great to have both, and often we can; but if we have to choose one or the other, we should choose sincerity every time. Virtue over vibes.
www.simchafisher.com/2026/02/26/c... My latest for The Pillar

Once every 5-6 years I just have to eat a beef bouillon cube

What’s for supper? Vol. 460: It was the shroopiest of times, it was the doopiest of times Happy Friday! The other day I thought of a really clever pun for this week’s food post title, and decided not to write it down because I would definitely remember it later. Now it is later, a…

The dough I ended up with was less “soft and silky” and more “disgusting” and “something I don’t want to touch.” www.simchafisher.com/2026/02/20/w...

What’s for supper? Vol. 460: It was the shroopiest of times, it was the doopiest of times Happy Friday! The other day I thought of a really clever pun for this week’s food post title, and decided not to write it down because I would definitely remember it later. Now it is later, a…

The dough I ended up with was less “soft and silky” and more “disgusting” and “something I don’t want to touch.” www.simchafisher.com/2026/02/20/w...

Oh I’m the least punk person possible. I think most people belong in jail. I do like the Sex Pistols, though

There oughta be a law

TIL Green Day is supposed to be a punk band. I genuinely did not know that

Ordered for my daughter’s 11th bday: graphic novels of Beowulf and collected Edgar Allen Poe stories,by Gareth Hinds; Redwall; Treasure Island;
Black Ships Before Troy by Rosemary Sutcliff; The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents by Terry Pratchett; and The Light Princess. that oughta hold her!

Thank you so much! This looks great

Do you have a good recipe? I’ve never made or eaten it

What’s for supper? Vol. 459: Superb chow Happy Friday! We are having a bit of a “choose your own adventure” day today, except that it’s my car’s . . . throttle sheath pin housing, or something . . . that chooses ou…

I was a little sad thinking about all the yummy Super Bowl food I hadn’t made this year. Then I realized I’m the chief of police, I can do whatever I want.
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I was intrigued, but Damien didn’t like the looks of it, so I’ll have to enjoy it vicariously. I will eat absolutely snythjng that calls itself a kebab

Oh nice. I actually enjoy unfurling a sheet from the roll and seeing how close I get to the exact right size

I KNOW.

Haha! We unwrapped ours on our 25th, Did not eat it, threw it out. Kept the marriage, though

haha! My mother used to just put tinfoil on things if they didn't fit in the fridge. She was a brilliant woman - read books on quantum physics to chill out at night - but she had some blind spots

first I googled if it’s safe to eat lamb that's been in the freezer for uhhhhh really quite a long time. Google said yeah whatever probably, kill all humans lol.So I prepped it according to @radiofreetom.bsky.social's grandmother’s easy recipe, and it was GOOD. www.simchafisher.com/2026/02/06/w...

A car interior and a red purse with a large stalk of broccoli tucked in the pocket

I’m far less likely to overeat if I keep healthy snacks handy. Sometimes I do the work and prep nice little to-go packs for myself. Sometimes I … don’t

A large sign reading “LIVE FREE NO ICE” mounted on a tree in the snow with three skeletons behind it, one with an Uncle Sam hat, one with a Liberty crown, and one wearing a wreath of green leaves

A black sign mounted on a tree in the snow, reading “CHINGA LA MIGRA” in orange and red

There are some benefits to living on the highway

I’m really enjoying it! I don’t know the story at all so I have no idea what’s coming