Brian Heinz

What?!? So was mine. We're colon twins!

Deeds, not words.

Got my first ever colonoscopy.

Not as much fun as I'd been led to believe.

I can see Trump now.

"McDonald's ran out of American cheese. Very sad. Very unpatriotic..."

I'm getting "guy who really thinks Emo Phillips is Funny!" vibes if that makes sense?

I dunno...

Okay. The first 2 and a half minutes are done on the FANTASTIC FOUR review.

Just learned that I have to re-record the opening of my FATASTIC FOUR review. Two weeks and a haircut later.

Christ...

Watched Predator: Badlands.

Better title - Predator: Makes friends with a person with a physical disability and adopts a puppy while learning a valuable lesson.

Wanted to like this more. Dakota Fanning tries to carry this film but runs out of charisma about halfway through.

PREY is still better

Disappointed with Elimination Chamber results. Pretty much all the predictions came through.

Where's the fun in that?

NGL part of me wants to see Trump find a way for Presidents to run for a 3rd term.

Only because I want to see Obama come back and DESTROY him at the polls.

He would never recover from that.

Well SCRUBS is back. LOL'd several times. But Cox isn't going to be a regular?

Season 3 can feel rushed at times but I agree.

The only Absolute books I'm reading are WONDER WOMAN and FLASH.

Saw WAKE UP, DEAD MAN. Thought I had it figured out but they threw me off at the last minute.

Liked it better than GLASS ONION, but I stand by the fact that long-haired Daniel Craig is indistinguishable from Mads Mikkelson.

Playing DEATH STRANDING, my first Kojima game.

(10 minutes later)

So this is what being on drugs feels like.

$5 says he uses the State of the Union to shamelessly mock someone. Any takers? Anyone? Hello?

Comic books I'm currently reading via TPB release:
-Wonder Woman by Tom King
-Ultimate Spider-man by John Hickman
-Poison Ivy by G. Willow Wilson
-The Power Fantasy by Keiron Gillen

Didn't realize until after he passed that he was Christopher Lloyd's nephew.

Kent Brockman - President Trump, what do you say to the citizens who are saying ICE is causing more crimes than it prevents.

Trump - (laughing) Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if i said ICE weren't committing crimes.

Kent Brockman - ...well, touché.

I haven't been working hard enough on my videos. Will push to get the review of FANTASTIC FOUR - Unthinkable done by month's end.

Read Trump's statement on the death of the Rev. Jesse Jackson.

To summarize: "Black Americans, remember when there was only one set of footprints? That's when I was carrying you!"

Criterion is finally releasing Kurosawa's STRAY DOG on Blu-Ray (and 4k). I've wanted to see this film for a while and to see what Kurosawa is capable of outside the samurai genre.

If I had one wish?

I'd keep it simple. Whole Foods brings back their breakfast burritos. They were gloriously unhealthy but so damn tasty.

I'm sorry, but the "wraps" and "hand pies" aren't cutting n it.

The cover of the graphic novel, a colored illustration by Daun Han depicting King in the foreground, Luz and Harpy Eda behind him, and the other cast of characters framing them including Willow, Hunter, Gus, Papa Titan, the Collector, and Amity.

We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel!

The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social

Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social

We're so excited to tell a brand new story.

Just finished Space Marine 2.

Well...I'll see myself out.
[Door closes]
[Sound of car engine starting followed by driving into distance.]

Jake Paul is a p***y.

Finally finished my review of The FANTASTIC FOUR - UNTHINKABLE. Hope to film this Friday.

That said over the Netflix/Kickstarter era, Joel said he wanted to build the next generation of Riffers up and gave us Jonah and Emily. Patton and Felicia. I'll miss their presence in the episodes.

That said I'm looking forward to the new episodes and have already pledged the Kickstarter.

Mixed feelings about Rifftrax taking over MST.

I know without a doubt the episodes will be hilarious and retain that old 90's era MST charm.

RIP Catherine O'Hara

Schitt's Creek, Home Alone & SCTV