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Trying so hard not to text cute boy but I want to yap at him so badly:(

Oh no not a new crush on another fucking boy who lives in Chicago I can’t keep living like this

Well said

Quite frankly, I wouldn't trade being a degenerate kinky faggot for literally anything.

Kissed a bunch of boys and gave my underpants away I love you Chicago

My car is CLEAN my dishes are DONE my binary is NON we EXIST.

Every time I see a cute quiet bear with a really annoying gay guy I’m filled with hope that one day I will also trap my own bear.

They didn’t need to do all that with Cubone in Pokopia

That man is gross but I want to encircle him with bears and chant “gay” at him

I yearn to terrify him

Need to find Shia Labeouf so bad

Last time I had Gorillaz tickets they canceled the show, so needless to say I’m going to cry

Almost broke no contact with my ex because I got excited about Slay the Spire 2 and he’s the only person I know who’s played the first

I want a clean apartment but I also want to smoke pot and play video game:(

Thank youuuu🥰🥰🥰

Oh ya know, just clownin’ around

How dare men be hot

Good, I’m holding you to it🫶🏻

Desperately trying to finish my Animal Crossing island that I restarted 2 months ago, before Pokopia drops on Thursday😰

🥰🥰🥰🥰 Thanks Cy, miss you a bunch 🫶🏻

I will be spending my bday violently stoned and playing pokemon for the next 8-10 hours if anyone needs me

Stayed out too late again
I’ll see you guys on Monday✨

save me carly rae jepsen

I hope this makes sense but Darlene Mitchell is light mode Katya and I mean this in a good way

Having adhd is not an excuse to have the communication skills of Hellen fucking Keller I’m sorry

I have a dumb gay guy question

So can I actually use this on my VCR or is this just branding??

My VCR heads for real need to be cleaned lmao

@pandershirts.com !!!!

Stardew Valley will not be complete until they let me marry my beloved Wizard

Happy new pokemon tcg pocket set day to all who celebrate🥰