Felden

What’s the point of a Friday if I didn’t even see fat cocks on my feed today

What a terrible problem to have 😔

So many cocks and tails

Very tempted! Might give it a try once I’m done with this semester

“This coffee will heal me” I say, already overstimulated

New Poppy single is making me wanna play Marathon 🤧

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

And you did it at my evolution day dinner

This is why some 🚬 s are still very active on there. Fake engagement on their thirst traps feeding their ego

Subscribing and giving one thousand bits

RPG ass weather today in Portland. We got rain, snow, hail and now sun 🧍🏻‍♂️

Fastest way to make me cringe

Meme of SpongeBob seeing themselves on the TV and pointing at themselves with their finger

Reading an email about a class cancellation and then seeing my name at the bottom “Max will lead a 1 hour online workshop instead”. That’s news to me🧍🏻‍♂️

It’s me, I’m the Latino man

Seriously, why should we take an assignment seriously if they didn’t even bother coming up with it themselves 😤

Professor using AI to write reading assignments that make no fucking sense and get pages and chapter titles wrong. We are living in hell 🫩

If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.

Setting my own curfews when going out and then completely ignoring them. I have the willpower of a potato 🥸

it's my hear-me-out anime but yes the story is pretty out there

Oshi no ko never misses with their intros and outros 😮‍💨

That would be fun, I’d be down

Playing BG3 co-op with a friend and it’s making me wanna get into dnd 🥸

How do you go maga after being on tumblr

That's crazy, all I see on mine is cock and balls

Getting a migraine every night since Friday. What is wrong with me dot com 🫩

Do something you spineless piece of shit

This is the way. Any 2028 Dem candidates need to start saying that on Day One: (1) all ICE agents fired; (2) pensions/benefits defunded; (3) forced to pay backpay as restitution to victims; and (4) only way to avoid prison is to become a cooperating informant

The turtle is so cute

Minnesota is taking them to court. Please pass along this form to people who have *been directly, personally involved* in abuse by federal agents. I trust AG Ellison's office to make good use of anything that's provided and treat it with the necessary care. ag.state.mn.us/Federal-Acti...

Taking notes