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Pete Owens

@rallyepete

Be like Bill and Ted ‘Be excellent to each other’.

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Well said Mr 🐪

06.03.2026 19:29 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Ha ‘functional’.
You’ll be vibrating into tomorrow in minutes…

05.03.2026 19:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Living in Wimborne, she can fuck off.
Sadly the Tivoli theatre won’t get my business again, despite having some good stuff.
Petition signed

05.03.2026 08:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So the orange turd will spaff weapons to start a war with Iran, but not stop a war in Ukraine?

04.03.2026 22:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Amaze

27.02.2026 20:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Amaze

27.02.2026 20:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Excellent choice for Cam Kennedy

25.02.2026 22:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But my wife will find out what I’ve got!!!! 😳😳😳😳

25.02.2026 19:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mirror mirror on the wall, why can’t Republicans find paedo’s at all?

23.02.2026 19:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DIY?

22.02.2026 23:41 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I honestly don’t understand why the Democrats don’t have a ‘leader of the opposition’ like the UK. Doesn’t need to be their presidential candidate. Just someone like AOC to call officially call out the lies, bullshit, dementia, grifting and right wing shit.
Those Epstein files must be biggly bad

22.02.2026 08:13 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0
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20.02.2026 22:12 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Nothing wrong at all with being empathic to others. Shows intelligence and decency.

17.02.2026 16:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sinister 😳

17.02.2026 11:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Where’s wiley?

15.02.2026 07:48 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Another reason to think he is a festering turd

11.02.2026 17:40 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This couldn’t be clearer. Bannon’s texts to Epstein in mid July 2018 - “overthrowing May right now” and in “London with Boris” as well as his appearance on LBC with Nigel Farage are prettying damning evidence of a cross party plot with foreign backing

11.02.2026 12:18 👍 1523 🔁 792 💬 43 📌 52

I laugh at the gaslighting from Badenoch and her ilk, as the 14 years of fucking the country are magically forgotten. Ed Davey was in the shite coalition Government. He certainly has very specific amnesia.
Labour need to get on top of shouting about their successes.

11.02.2026 12:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Illegal aliens and Latin hookers twerking at the SuperBowl. 

Not a single white person or English translation at the Super Bowl.

This isn’t White enough for me. 

Cant even watch a Super Bowl anymore because immigrants have literally ruined everything.

Illegal aliens and Latin hookers twerking at the SuperBowl. Not a single white person or English translation at the Super Bowl. This isn’t White enough for me. Cant even watch a Super Bowl anymore because immigrants have literally ruined everything.

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

09.02.2026 16:48 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Danger shank, of lamb. All the trimmings

09.02.2026 08:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you run out of petrol, does the garage come to you? You’re responsible for ordering your medication…

08.02.2026 13:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Waterproof is one of my top 10 favourites.

06.02.2026 21:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Ron Mael and @sparksofficial.bsky.social have entered the chat.

06.02.2026 20:26 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Still three years of being a Russian fluffer

06.02.2026 08:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The lift was just floor play

05.02.2026 11:32 👍 62 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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😉

02.02.2026 19:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mick McMahon Monday

02.02.2026 19:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Detectorists is a gem

31.01.2026 11:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

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