WAR in IRAN YouTube video by Jonathan Pie

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Dean our Paperboy announces he is standing for Reform in the next council elections.
‘Why?’ I sadly ask.
‘Mr Anderson has promised me all the Greggs I can eat plus a new BMX & Simple Sally in the village shop is standing too. She’s been promised lots of wood shavings & mince.’😬

Sir Michael

I believe that the Greggs offer has been retracted as £0.30p Lee has run out of money having spent it all on flags

Nads will happily provide her shavings for everyone in the Village and Tricky Dickie will gladly offer all the mince he can muster from Andrew Windsor

Sherry anyone 👍

For sale in Wales

Everyone hates Trump and even the dogs can eat him 🤣🤣

I need to stress something here:

The US destroying Iran’s navy is about as impressive as prime Michael Jordan dunking on a toddler.

I know the administration needs something to brag about, but this outcome was literally never in question.

Bunch of Senators on both sides sounding the alarm about possible boots on the ground in Iran after their classified briefing today.

I was told Kamala was going to send my children to fight in Iran. What happened?

Sir Michael

May I add 4 more signs

1: The Andrew Tate George Michael dance
2: American understanding of Tourette’s
3: Kemi Badenough still employed
4: Idiots still getting their political nous from the Daily Fail, The Distress, The Torygraph, The Scum

Sherry anyone 👍

1. ‘Mrs Brown’s Boys’ on television.
2. Nearly everyone in the world wearing trainers.
3. Kale, spinach & apple smoothies.
4. Wrap music.

OK
Apart from
Imposing tariffs on us
Meddling in our politics
Sueing the BBC
Slagging off our troops in Afghanistan
Being an alleged paedophile
& starting WW3
Pres. Trump is a great ally & Keir Starmer SHOULD start acting like a snivelling shit & support him.
SORT IT OUT STARMER!

Sir Michael

How dare Starmer say NO to the greatest POTUS to ever wear a diaper and paint himself to look like an oversized Oompah Loompah

Starmer needs a lesson in political diplomacy. Perhaps he should go to the UN and listen to the rousing speech from Melanoma (not available in English)

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They are so fickle over on X aren’t they 🤣

Sir Michael

The last time I went to London, no sooner had I stepped off the train at Euston, than I was accosted by some ruffian with a guitar who proceeded to wail incoherently for 5 minutes

This would not be the case if a missile was aimed at him

Send all buskers to Dubai 👍

‘Mum. Look here!
It’s another instalment from Isabel Oakeshott.
Today she’s telling us how brave her au pair was in cooking the family’s Native lobster, roasted heritage carrots and buttermilk purée whilst being bombarded by enemy missiles…’

Sir Michael

If only we all had the same stiff upper lip and fortitude as Oakshitte, then this Country wouldn’t be going to the dogs

God bless her and all who……..

On second thoughts 🤮

Currently trending on X.

Joyful to see Goodwin and Farage having a huge wettie and rightwing media scrabbling around for credibility in the rubble of their cocky predictions and polling.
You don’t have this in the bag.We voted for change in 2024. That never meant hate-fuelled populism. It meant hope. You don’t give us that.

I hope so🤣

🤣

Sir Michael

I think that it’s safe to say that “Matty the Loser” doesn’t handle rejection well at all

Surely such a loss means both his & the Herr Fuhrer’s positions are now untenable?

Could it be the electorate can spot a twat when they see one 👍

Sherry anyone👍

Please Today
All you Northerners
VOTE CONSERVATIVE in Gorton and Denton.
Why?
-Our candidate has big glasses(must be clever)
-I think she’s a Northerner like you lot
-Erm
-Bunty tells me she’s got pretty eyes
-Really?
-Oh well, I suppose so
-Um
-She smells nice
- Will that do?
🙏

Sir Michael

There are 4 Tory voters left in Denton and 3 of those are drooling idiots

Could be worse though, they could be knuckle dragging racist Reform voters

Let’s hear it for the Green Party whoever they are for once. Get elected and never appear on any BBC political show

Sherry anyone 👍

Good spot 👍

I see Toys-R-Us are marketing their new Shadow Home Secretary Dressing Up Kit (ages 5-8).
It comes with podium, name plate, dummy microphone, smart suit and an idiot.😊

Sir Michael

I’ve just bought mine

See you in Parliament

Sherry Anyone 👍

Sir Michael

Having read this morning that Bonnie Blue is up the duff after a no holds barred 400 man bangathon, the thought of a Fergiethon may attract those 400 a bit like flies to dog shit
Onlyfannies would never have seen the like🤯

Sherry anyone👍

Two right wing shills reunited this morning🤮

Twatface & Kongsburnt
💩
Bannon watched closely
🕵️
Farage smiled like a cymbal banging Monkey toy
🙉
Nads went full on with the Rabbit
🐇🪠
Theresa May sobbed quietly into her Waitrose sausage sandwich
🥪

Sherry Anyone👍

😉

Sir Michael

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and Laura Kongsburnt will have been fawning all over Bozza with his teasing of her hairstyle

What right wing political shill could resist such charms I ask 👍

Sherry anyone👍

Sir Michael

That Infantile is as bent as a nine bob note and needs to be given a permanent red card
As for the King of Tango he’ll just want his $50bn from El Trumpo to blow on snow

They are not corrupt at all according to Trump 👍

Sherry anyone👍

I’m sure they can find a tunnel somewhere or a Russian frog dart 👍