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I don’t know how this works but man I’m happy to be here. #twinja https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8N6qP7R/

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Having your period and a cold at the same time is a unique kind of hell

07.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Right?! WE CAN ALL JUDGE BY THE SCORE MOTHERFUCKER!!! The winning team is the one that didn’t fully whiff a double power play. Fuck you, Canada! (I’m just kidding, it’s just the Olympics, please still grant me citizenship out of this hellhole thank you)

23.02.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Let’s gooooo

22.02.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Arriving in Florida 🀝 getting a Pub Sub

16.02.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Your reminder!

05.02.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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05.02.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A bunch of church leaders were arrested outside Susan Collins’ office this week for protesting the ICE presence in Maine. 1. Good for them. 2. Fuck Susan Collins and fuck ICE. 3. Why does this one pastor have me feeling like Fleabag?

28.01.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Tell your pets name in gif

23.01.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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New ICE meme just dropped

23.01.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Golden continues to be a capitulating disappointing shitstain…more news at 11.

22.01.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Victoria’s Secret, $500 πŸ˜‚

16.01.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They were able to move some on my team to other brands but there wasn’t anything comparable for me at this time. The company is actually great and they are providing a really good severance package so I’ll be ok for a while until I find something. But fuck this. Fuck Trump. And fuck ICE.

16.01.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I got laid off yesterday. The event/publishing company I worked for decided to close the clean energy brand I worked on bc of changes in the industry and β€œwith Trump having 3 more years we know it will continue to affect things.”

16.01.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 0

My mom is who introduced me to romance novels. She still reads Harlequin each month so I knew she was probably safe haha

13.01.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Introduced Mom to Heated Rivalry πŸ˜‚

13.01.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait what? They cancel the buses but not school itself??

04.01.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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This.

04.01.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly nothing hits like work drama you’re not involved in so I get it

03.01.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My only New Year’s Resolution is to complete my transformation from liberal feminist to fully feral misandrist. #makestraightmencry2026

01.01.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.01.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Doing New Year’s with friends/kids and I volunteered SO FAST to be the one to pick up Chinese. Oh noooo my order isn’t ready yet? Nooo…

31.12.2025 23:09 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The costuming was STUNNING! del Toro is such an incredible visionary director…every single scene was visually incredible on top of the story

30.12.2025 04:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIt is not intelligent.” Well disagree but if that was true why are you beating him for not understanding your commands?!

30.12.2025 04:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For fucking REALS. Jesus Christ man get a normal hobby.

30.12.2025 04:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also Victor is a DICK. I knew that after reading Mary Shelley’s original but this adaptation really makes it clear. Fuck you, Victor.

30.12.2025 04:21 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Guillermo del Toro’s Victor Frankenstein is the most gorgeous and beautiful film I’ve seen in 2025, maybe longer. Definitely worth a watch.

30.12.2025 04:18 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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My 7 yr old has become completely obsessed with Stranger Things and tonight I caught her using her Christmas gifts to make a collage πŸ˜‚

29.12.2025 05:00 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Also the bΓ»che de noΓ«l attempts both turned out great, with the second even better than the first after learning some things during the first attempt

29.12.2025 02:18 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Making coffee at 9 pm because we had Christmas at Dad’s today and he got me the LE CREUSET FRENCH PRESS OF MY DREAMS πŸ˜­πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

29.12.2025 02:14 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Blanche trying to hold all of her Christmas presents in her mouth at once πŸ˜‚

28.12.2025 04:20 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0