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geriatric millenial.

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SNL Digital Short: Space Olympics
SNL Digital Short: Space Olympics YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

Things that live in my head rent free: space swords is totally cancelled! space discs is totally cancelled! space luge is also cancelled! AND ALL OTHER EVENTS ARE PENDING

youtu.be/XVoBQqketHM?...

09.03.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have been to Nagoya before and am not a particular fan of their breakfast speciality (it’s like red bean paste on toast, if I recall correctly?) but the toot paper situation is important to know. Fortunately I’m only staying there for a night lol, I’m basing myself in Osaka otherwise.

05.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I also did a little scream when I got the OMEDETOU email from arashi haha.

05.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you past me for actually renewing my passport.

05.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I unexpectedly managed to score a ticket to arashi’s final shows this year in Nagoya! So uhhhhh going to Japan in a couple of weeks lol.

05.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me every time I have to look at a fucken SUV with a FLAT BONNET honestly where is the style, where is the GRACE.

literally every car looks like it’s been built in minecraft and/or rendered poorly.

03.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Up at a frankly obscene hour to catch an early flight to Brisbane! one of my oldest friends is visiting from London so a very quick overnight visit to see her is in order.

24.02.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yes to this very good goal, adding it to the list immediately!!

20.02.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m on two weeks leave for being Sad. my doctor told me I had to set some goals and she approved these:

1. Finish Baldurs gate 3 (challenge mode imo, I’m only at the start of act 3)
2. silly little walk minimum 3 days a week
3. finish knitting current project

20.02.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone suggesting wearing a tshirt backwards need to take a good hard look at themselves wtf (also yes graphics on the front PLS)

15.02.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me but forgetting my upper arms exist (pretty mild, fortunately). But my face is entirely non burnt!!

14.02.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also I hope Blusher are a smashing success, @lizbarr.bsky.social and I decided the best description of them is β€œDIY Brunswick East KPop” and their set slapped.

13.02.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As an almost 40 year old who spent the entire day at laneway from gates opening til the end of Chappell’s set, let me say this:

I love my bed.

13.02.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh noooooooo

13.02.2026 05:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Noooooo this is the BLURST a pox on your glucose! Until it go down.

06.02.2026 07:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

- Music subcultures
- Gothic literature
- Semiotics in radio
- The history of the city
- Australia cinema

31.01.2026 06:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes you are Feeling Bad and then friends invite you to have a drink and play scrabble at a local bar and actually things are nice, sometimes.

29.01.2026 10:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
building your online brand
building your online brand YouTube video by brian david gilbert

This is the only brand I am interested in youtu.be/rPHK494AUxE?...

27.01.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

TRULY like I do not want cinema to die but if this is the price, let it go gentle into that good night istg.

17.01.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally I cracked, raised my voice and said β€œthat is incredibly annoying, please turn your phone off”.

Which he did, and they were mostly quiet for the rest of the film.

Because his phone torch was on, I could see the look of shock when I called him out. Yeah, fuck you buddy, not your house!!!

16.01.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The man left just as the film was starting, and came back about 30 minutes in with bags of takeout. He then proceeded to turn his phone torch on and wave it around for several minutes while distributing food. This went on for several minutes. During the movie.

16.01.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

However the most horrific thing was that they’d all taken their shoes off.

people, the cinema is NOT YOUR LOUNGE ROOM.

Anyway I moved.

16.01.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I went to the movies last night, a 9pm screening of Wicked at the Palace. There was me, two women siting together, and another trio of two women and a man sitting together. That trio had booked seats in my row, and when I got there, had strewn all their stuff everywhere (bags etc).

16.01.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good news, hebi is very nervous!!

28.12.2025 01:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have not perceived any hebi! but it’s a pretty busy area so I imagine they are all scared off by the stomping.

28.12.2025 00:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Living near a river is nice.

27.12.2025 23:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Holly and the Ivy is the best Christmas carol. Specifically Loreena McKennit’s spooky version on A Midwinter Night’s Dream, but all versions fucking slap.

Honourable mentions to the Coventry Carol, God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen and The Carol of the Bells.

22.12.2025 22:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I cracked and bought a new phone yesterday (after getting nearly 5 years out of an ex-demo XR, which is good going imo). highly do not recommend highpoint the Sunday before Christmas but i am happy to have a functional pocket computer again.

22.12.2025 03:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I got my hair rfreshed today and I feel nice. Also we won trivia last night!!! I hope aunty Donna is gr9.

19.12.2025 03:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TRAINS and CASH a winning combination.

16.12.2025 01:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0