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802’s Beertender

@802beertender

10th Gen Vermonter. Now WITH EXTRA FINGERS! Because fuck you, that’s why.

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Ah, yes, 1972, when a certain band toured North America after releasing their 4th (IVth?) album, becoming the best selling album of all time and playing endlessly over the airwaves for eternity

10.01.2026 18:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Mind blowing

10.01.2026 18:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I went to the same college as Flanders. Different minors.

06.01.2026 07:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Just take my money

17.10.2025 17:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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We should be so happy

22.09.2025 01:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have a couple hundred dollars worth of unopened Leuchtturm notebooks and planners that I’ve never written in

11.09.2025 02:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I miss this

07.09.2025 19:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Left: “Trump loudly boo’d at the U.S. Open!!”
Right: “Trump loudly cheered at the U.S. Open!!”
Center: “Why are you watching tennis? Ten football games are on!”

07.09.2025 19:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“You can’t imagine what happens next!” “He fixed the cable?”

20.08.2025 02:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Here we are again @btvjim.bsky.social

18.08.2025 16:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We were somewhere on the edge of the desert, near the In and Out burger, when the drugs began to take hold.

18.08.2025 16:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You took too much, man. You took too much, too much

18.08.2025 16:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The case of Bud is expert level planning

18.08.2025 16:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s AFTER I went through my inbox :(

15.08.2025 17:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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@btvjim.bsky.social

11.08.2025 02:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I saw that. 200k is a bit rich for my blood. 100k and I’d do it. And I already have the ideal bartender/sandwich maker. You even know him!

11.08.2025 02:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Four Corners Deli is for sale. Does that include the artwork? @btvjim.bsky.social want to partner with me?

06.08.2025 20:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you put pineapple on pizza, you can’t say no to receiving anal. It’s the same thing.

03.08.2025 02:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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@btvjim.bsky.social

26.07.2025 17:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tell them the bathroom code?

18.06.2025 21:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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In the bathroom at Starbucks

18.06.2025 17:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How is the Burlington scene these days?

16.06.2025 15:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One of the rare shows that got better each season

16.06.2025 15:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This has @btvjim.bsky.social written all over it

20.05.2025 01:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[on a date]

her: I think you’re being a little pedantic

me: didactic

her: what?

me: you think I’m being a little didactic

20.05.2025 01:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Madonna of the Notch account disappeared

19.05.2025 18:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every time the Dems lose their base, they wind up Bernie Sanders, trot him all over the country, then stab him in the back. With a couple of points on the back end, just to make it fair.

10.05.2025 18:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why do the Brits always cut a sandwich vertically? That’s daft!

26.04.2025 23:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And eat it

19.04.2025 23:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It’s the annual @radiofreetom.bsky.social lamb recipe, is it furry enough?

19.04.2025 22:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0