Aaron

I’m pretty sure our Pom’s head is full of pinball machine parts

When he starts making out with Laliari, the tentacles come out, and he just looks at them like “oh hey it’s gonna be that kind of a party, he’ll yeah” and goes back to making out… such a fucking hilarious moment

Might be the funniest movie I’ve ever seen in a theater. That crowd was giggling the whole time and just started roaring with laughter as it went on. “Miners, not minors!” had half the place wheezing.

Mammoth fat makes great chain lube (this will start a fight with the guys that were using beeswax on their chains)

A “small” force. This administration can’t even get operational control of a Home Depot parking lot, and they think they can keep a small contingent of troops on the territory of a hostile nation?

Russia has something Iran doesn’t: satellites.

I got to the last line and that’s pretty much what I had been thinking the whole time. War isn’t an action movie, and I’m concerned that there’s too many people in high places that don’t understand that.

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh too beautiful and cute!

Raytheon has a massive plant here (employs 10,000+) so I guess business is gonna be booming again. I think they still make Tomahawks here. I knew people working there and always felt like it had to be weird working on something you knew was most likely going to be used kill someone.

This rule does not apply when referring to Greeley.

Might as well disband the tech support department because there’s not gonna be a damn thing they can do they help end users.

That’s a shifty slot receiver if I ever saw one.

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or this fine fella here

I’m really tired of pages - and apps! popping windows in front of things. Just get out of my way. (Adobe gets annoying with this stuff. I’ve got work to do, stop making me close these little popups.)

September… of which year?

Yes and the Silk Sonic album is so good. Feels like stuff I’d have heard on one of my little transistor radios when I was a kid (once again, get off my lawn you whippersnappers)

Does IRC still exist? Haven’t heard anything about it in a long time but with *gestures wildly in all directions* going on it feels like it may become a thing again

Couldn’t even be bothered to put the Jetstream on there. (Ink pens will smear on the fancy notebooks they gave us a couple of years ago if you’re a lefty… I’m used to the pencil lead and whiteboard markers smearing on my hand but pen ink is just rude.)

OMG she’s gorgeous

There are a ton of lessons from the war in Ukraine that they think they were immune from having to learn.

Railroad engineer? My gramps was too, if he ran into another while we were out, we could leave him for a while and they’d still be talking hours later.

lollllll

They did have an EV Soul for a while, but their EVs are much better now than they were then. Still like our Soul, even though it’s over 10 years old and the desert sun has not been nice to the paint. Still runs real nice.

And it may be a while. The bill for these kinds of wars tends to come due years later, and the Middle East has a long memory.

I got one (it’s still here somewhere) that said “all men should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why” and I’ve never felt so threatened by a cookie

I kinda think you’d kill it in 30s-40s noir

A small gray French bulldog looking up at me, trying to hypnotize me into giving her part of my lunch.

Lilly says hi!