Clarence

*extreme Sade voice* he’s a smooth Fabricator

Jeremiah Love to the Saints confirmed

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Falcons going after Tua

Villa offering Harry Wilson a big contract because of a 3 month purple patch that he'll never repeat and paying £15m for Jonathan David when he was available for free last summer. But of course it's PSR and the 'red cartel' which are stopping them.

Imagine having to explain to this lads family that he died because the President doesn't want to be outed in the Epstein files.

This man absolutely cannot be arsed to retire and spend the rest of his life being Taylor Swift’s butler and emotional support pig.

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Fixed that for you

After a spare for Everton if anyone has/knows of one. Will look properly on the exchange this week

Quite happy there’s nothing else I care for on tv right now, so I can give it my full attention. Missed chunks of THAT Australia - South Africa ODI game in 2006 because it clashed with Arsenal - Liverpool and the Gerrard back pass to Henry

Superb job from the India openers, who are a tremendous pair of lads.

The 3 lads I don’t care for actually doing bits in a final was a pleasant surprise.

If this tracks for football, it would mean Gyokeres and whichever infuriating tosser we play at left wing are scoring at Wembley.

Well, colour me shocked! Where’s your pint of Blue Moon? Or are you without a pint in your hand, without a charge on your phone…

Big fan of how there’s one token slice each of cucumber, tomato, and lettuce on the plate.

Another moment to consider the differences post career interventions from Tony Blair and Gordon Brown. One of them only speaks when he has a vital contribution to make and otherwise shuts up; the other one can’t shut up.

Because they leaned into their superior technical level and didn’t get involved in a fine margins duels game.

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Took Antonelli E/W @ 11/2.

Obviously not playing with the budget you are, but a nice way to lean into Sunday regardless.

Say what you like about how it ended, but Punk’s AEW run featured at least 6 of my top 10 wrestling memories of the past decade. I was the exact target audience and he absolutely smashed it out of the park.

Igor Tudor is 2/1 to not be their gaffer on 24 May with SkyBet, btw

*many

I don’t recall if this was the season before I knew you or not, but this was my avi for a good may months in 2015

What a lovely interpretation of the album art of what Taylor Swift put out during Lockdown from Erling Cardigan here

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Liam LinkedIn Rosenior

Every time he kicks a ball it’s like one of his dad’s throw-ins

Every time I see Delap I just think of Jake Tucker from Family Guy.

Liam Delap got regular detentions for his relentless bullying of Patrick Bamford

Liam Delap is just Patrick Bamford with a history of detention at school.

Plans for 2nd half of this evening fell through, (it’s calm, it’s one of them where you’re both 35, exhausted, and were both secretly hoping all along the other would cancel first) so am sat here genuinely pondering what matey boy with the barnet and tache is up to right now.

BBC news feed capturing Pure Brent

This is the most LinkedIn, Jake Humphrey, motivational lifestyle influencer bullshit I have ever read.

If Wrexham hold on here, and we get them in the next round, imagine the owners’ faces as some Unc explains to them about the 1992 game, Mickey Thomas, and his subsequent criminal enterprises