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Chris Johnson

@ectowombat

Unitarian Universalist, humanist, lefty. Interests include linguistics and other cognitive sciences. Probably mostly reskeets. he/him/his

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Kash Patel Fired Entire Team of Iran Experts Right Before Trump’s War They were let go during a purge of people who investigated Donald Trump for allegedly mishandling classified documents.

newrepublic.com/post/207263/... The first time as tragedy, the second time as 'nobody can speak Farsi'.

07.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

06.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 11481 πŸ” 2459 πŸ’¬ 287 πŸ“Œ 154
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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

06.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 10548 πŸ” 1937 πŸ’¬ 106 πŸ“Œ 122

Signs point to no.

06.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At a kids’ party I met an 82-yr-old grandpa who had almost died from an injury sustained from daily lifting his 53-yr-old stepdaughter.

She’s immobile & non-verbal since a viral encephalitis at the age of 7.

Her mother died after 40 years of full-time caring.

This is an encephalitis vaccine.

06.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Feeling guilty about telling the cat β€œNo, I’m sorry, I love you but I can’t trust you around butter” because I know Splash would say the same to me.

06.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It was Ryan Grim arguing that Platner couldn’t be antisemitic because he supposedly has a Jewish wife. (Which is obviously a bad argument even if its premise was true.)

06.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the wife has now informed me that since she has a job that requires her to be at work when her boss wants we will absolutely be changing the clocks and my new project is to find a real problem

06.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 883 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 3

and introducing John Hurt as the War Queer

06.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Best reply ever

06.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Markwayne called Rand Paul a β€œfreaking snake” last week and said he supported his neighbor beating the crap out of him. Let’s see who the chair of the Senate Homeland Security committee is…oh goody it’s Rand Paul.

05.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 1523 πŸ” 284 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 27

I hope reporters on here are frantically trying to get in touch with someone in the room before the Q&A ends.

05.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is what Rumsfeld would call an Unnoem Unnoem

05.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 480 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 8

AO3 writers are cracking their knuckles

05.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 314 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

There are a lot of things to be mad at Sen Mullin for, but now is not the time for people who have no special insight to revive their takes on Cherokee identity & police how Indigenous people should appear.

05.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 153 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone said it was basically furry Avatar.

05.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSpecial Envoy for the Shield of the Americas”

Whatever the fuck that is.

05.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i’m tired of new sentences

05.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's important to keep in mind that Markwayne Mullins is a Cherokee citizen. And that most reporters (and frankly most people in the U.S.) don't talk to natives and have very little insight into what a tribal nation even means.

05.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

There was some major fighting between the transitional government and the SDF earlier this year. I guess that got resolved, but it’s worrisome.

05.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this is not an amount of money any individual or household should be able to have and we have to abolish both billionaires as a group and the economic system that makes them possible

04.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 4607 πŸ” 928 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 11

If you're looking to find cake on Bluesky boy do I have news for you

05.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 386 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 2

Totally. I follow a ton of people who hate each other.

05.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This might not resonate with anyone who's never lived in the South, but do you know how *hard* it is to get BANNED from Waffle House?

05.03.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 160 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently, there’s also a plesiosaur called Eromangasaurus. I feel like there’s potential there.

05.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

too many of you are arguing with Cryin Ryan Grim when you should be Climbin the Grim Tower with playable characters like Ironclad, The Silent, and Necrobinder. Slay The Spire 2 coming to steam early access later today

05.03.2026 11:18 πŸ‘ 1048 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 3

I’ve long suspected that the German Greens’ Alliance 90 heritage has had more influence on the modern party than people realize. (This is just a vague suspicion based on no real knowledge.)

05.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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US elections: European Greens call for Jill Stein to step down European Greens bring together national parties that share the same Green values, and who are active across the entire European continent - both within the European Union and beyond.Β We are striving f...

A fun fact that basically no-one knows* is that the US Greens have been kicked out of the Global Greens because the European Greens hate Stein, and especially her links to Putin, that much

* TBF the only public announcement is a throwaway sentence in this europeangreens.eu/news/us-elec...

05.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
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FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

05.03.2026 07:15 πŸ‘ 17094 πŸ” 5965 πŸ’¬ 512 πŸ“Œ 493

A cop once stopped me and asked me who issued the Edict of Nantes.

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