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@lepetitereboot

wrap me in some plastic and turn me loose. philadelphia

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You can grab one for like $3 on eBay!

07.03.2026 01:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cathy Mitchell - Amish Spurtle
Cathy Mitchell - Amish Spurtle YouTube video by TomTurboSwaggings' dumpster

She sent me this, and I shamelessly went for it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZTt...

07.03.2026 01:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

she said she felt "the spirit of 'sold out' coming" ...and she was absolutely right. From the time I added it to the cart til clicked checkout, it was gone. Had to find alternate sources! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

07.03.2026 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i am jealous as all get out. Gummies don't work on me, so I smoke before, during AND after. maybe the liquor is canceling it out.

it's a lot of substances jockeying for position in this baby *slaps roof of head*

07.03.2026 00:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Legally, a car in a bike lane is a bicycle, so you can remove two of its wheels and they can't arrest you.

07.03.2026 00:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 81 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

swipe the little air caps and let time (and the cold weather) be his enemy

07.03.2026 00:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's not the one he did. ๐Ÿ˜…

07.03.2026 00:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Refrigerator furniture?? Say more things, please (as I Google in tandem)

07.03.2026 00:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And more than once! we're all a little mad here ๐Ÿฅด

07.03.2026 00:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Anniversary to the Sailor Moon 90s anime in Japan!

Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon began on Japanese television on March 7, 1992, on TV Asahi.

The anime is officially 34 years old today.

06.03.2026 18:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 58 ๐Ÿ” 33 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

We used to watch all the time too. And I cry like 58% of the time

07.03.2026 00:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a nice mud pie? Or maybe she was mixing water for the dandelion. Baby minds do all kinds of next level thinking. ๐Ÿ˜…

07.03.2026 00:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NO. SHADE. ๐Ÿ˜‚

07.03.2026 00:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i remember taking her to see this in theaters the day it day it came out. I love it real bad.

07.03.2026 00:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I couldn't even lie, I knew right away I was gonna get it. I love a kitchen thing!! so many uses!

07.03.2026 00:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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we're watching Home ๐Ÿฅน

07.03.2026 00:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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the Teen has become obsessed with old infomercials and the products therein.
she's campaigning for all kinds of random stuff, but i'ma keep it real witcha.... she got me, gal.

this Amish spurtle set is gonna fix my life.

06.03.2026 23:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Teen asked for mussels over angel hair pasta in garlic butter

06.03.2026 22:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sampled these.

They're pretty bogus. Tastes like the can it came in and they're, what, 5.9% ABV? You might as well have a Whiteclaw.

06.03.2026 19:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

also broke into a rather loud chorus from M2M's "Mirror, Mirror" (2000)

06.03.2026 19:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trained biologist sharp shooters?!?

they make those??

06.03.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've said 'ballyhoo' so many times today. Like, waaay more than you'd think was necessary.

06.03.2026 19:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They ain't got Haus of Maus money but Nintendo is real litigious, they're ready to duke it out in the arena.

06.03.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Men who love neo soul dress like vintage couches

06.03.2026 03:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every other Friday. Hate it!

06.03.2026 10:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sleep terribly on nights I have work at 5 the following day. had a stress dream I woke up at 11 and couldn't find my way there.

sweating through the sheets and everything ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

06.03.2026 10:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm up. ๐Ÿ˜“

06.03.2026 09:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

06.03.2026 03:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 6374 ๐Ÿ” 1256 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55 ๐Ÿ“Œ 90

this is anti-taste

06.03.2026 03:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ok everybody lay down and be quiet. It's lightning out

06.03.2026 03:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0