Jonathan Roberts

"Overdressed for dogging" shows a person wearing a stag's skull at nighttime with a car in the background

Disappointed by nudist colony shows an alien like creature with a lemon shaped head looking unimpressed over some greenery.

Redleg the two legged fox shows an abstract looking fox with a huge tale and two legs one of which is red.

Cock a doodle don't is a digital painting of a rooster like bird yelling.

I've been horribly neglectful of my print shop this week so sales are down. 200 'hings available including this great bunch of lads. Titles in the alt text. marswasrubbish.etsy.com

Did a new Blu-ray cover… whysoblu.com/cecile-is-de...

Fire hazard, innit

Is that a play on Detroit Rock City?

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After all these years, back together again with LeVar Burton YouTube video by Dropping Names with Brent and Jonny

Rare sighting? If you ignore that he has a hit podcast and all the other appearances, sure youtu.be/kjkhxe9A8Qk?...

And it’s at this point that I realise Madonna songs haven’t had a strong presence in films or social media audio

Tell him the weather in Scotland is partly sunni but mostly shiite 😂

Stupidly spent too long trying to make it scan with Believe

Sorry but a plateau is the highest form of flattery

Excellent Cena

Santo checks his watch

A family event means I can’t join in today. So here’s a sketch of our man checking his watch #SpaceApeCinema

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Liver's cheap because there's low demand for it. If everyone started eating it, it would become expensive. And even if everyone loved it, it's only recommended that you eat it once a week, or you risk vitamin A toxicity. Would be nice if the secretary of HEALTH knew that!

A sign outside a cafe, that has no commas or full-stops. Leash Your Dog People Are Eating Children In This Area Clean Up After Them Thank You

Sometimes Punctuation is essential!

Your cat has a look that reminds me of Terry Scott in Carry On Up The Jungle

Seen by everyone who was told it was much racier than it was.

What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?

/5 Then everyone will say people don’t know how to walk and have no sense of their surroundings, prone to meandering in groups not caring if anyone is trying to get past, too engrossed in their phones, especially in bottleneck areas. I could go on…

/4 Cyclists will say it’s more of a pedestrian problem because they don’t walk in straight lines, but their cycling is safe. They are in perfect control of their machine.

/3 Pedestrians will say cyclists have no regard for pedestrians, often cycling too close for comfort. And because they are effectively silent, it can be an unpleasant shock when zipping past from behind and that’s even if they reduce their speed near pedestrians, which is a rarity

/2 Drivers will say they give enough distance and it’s a cyclist problem because they tend to veer. But their driving is safe. They are in perfect control of their machine.
So cyclists go on the pavement, safe from cars and they believe they give enough space when cycling past pedestrians.

Interesting to see this issue around the world. Essentially, until everyone gets their own lane *nobody* has any regard for anyone else. Cyclists/PMD riders feel that cars drive too close to them on the road and don’t adjust speed when in close proximity, making road cycling unsafe. /1

Just tell us the first is from 1986 and all that’s changed in 40 years is that the light’s finally turned green

A panel from Issue 6 of Escape by Rick Remender and Daniel Acuña. Published by Image Comics

A shout to pick up the latest issue (or all issues) of #Escape - the excellent comic book series by @remender.bsky.social and Daniel Acuña. Tension, thrills and reflection in an anthropomorphic WW2 analogue. Perfect. @imagecomics.com

The bad guys in Max Max Fury Road, an armada of steel

February 24th: the sun is out and it’s warm

Ice cream vans:

Digital scribble of the little macaque called Punch-Kun, though known to the world as Punch

Punch-kun scribble #punch

Scribble based on the incredible picture by @philnoblepix of ex-prince Andrew being driven away from a police station. It’s an early contender for picture of the year.

Scribble in black and white based on the incredible picture by @philnoblepix of ex-prince Andrew being driven away from a police station. It’s an early contender for picture of the year.

Scribble on white background based on the incredible picture by @philnoblepix of ex-prince Andrew being driven away from a police station. It’s an early contender for picture of the year.

Scribbling that Andrew picture
#illustration #andrew #arrest

Just listen to what Andrew’s nickname was amongst royal protection officers.