It's never too late to learn something new.
It's never too late to read dusty books of dark magic.
It's never too late to weave a cloak of moss, feathers, and thorns and become the horror that haunts the forest north of town.
A store for Bluesky users called Bed, Bath and Buttholes.
I’d let you butter my buns.
-Me, flirting.
Creepy caretaker hiding a very dark secret logging on
getting a bumper sticker that says i brake for sex and then running them over anyways
they say dress for the job you want but i can’t get lasers to shoot out of my eyes
sometimes self-care includes being oblivious
Man standing up like he wants to say something while others seated around look at him.
Honestly, I forgot what I was going to ask.
I challenge you to find a term more confusing than biweekly.
So many things I can’t control, so I control what I can. To my own detriment.
“Sorry I’m late.”
-A memoir.
Sorry I’m late, I took a nap.
X: ENGAGEMENT
Threads: ENGAGEMENT
Bluesky: here's a humorous or astute thing I noticed, oh and Alf's hog
i read the entire discourse before bothering to see what it was about
mayonnaise is just bread moisturizer
does this not embarrassing them at all
a friend of mine got to meet the monks...it did not go uncringed
if you're cool with it until it happens to a friend...let that sink in
I admire MLK jr as much as anyone, but this moment we are in right now requires more of a Malcolm X approach.
Jump around in time so I don’t know where you are.
My post about gorilla buttholes only got 5 likes and 3 shares; this is not sustainable
as a parent of small children, once you realize that little kids don’t process toys all over the ground and not picked up as “i made a mess” but as “i had a fun day playing” it becomes clear just how far gone they are. they can’t even admit there’s a problem to address. they are in denial
Vintage illustration of firecrests and goldcrests in fir tree on brown background. Artist unknown.
Me when I first meet someone: omg you’re perfect how are you single lol
Me after knowing them for a while: oh ok I get it now lol
Wondering how old I am in light years
Receiving intergalactic signals from my ass
Being the sweetest angel in the world isn’t easy but I’m doing it
Your penis left me on read bro
