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Dennard Dayle / Blind Monkey

@seemoreevil

“Local prankster.” -NBC. Author of How to Dodge a Cannonball & Everything Abridged. Chaos vendor at 1-900-HOTDOG. Constant satire at https://www.extra-evil.com/ Rep: Reeves Hamilton www.vertical-ink-agency.com/

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Latest posts by Dennard Dayle / Blind Monkey @seemoreevil

The lore.

07.03.2026 23:11 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

SIX YEARS OF HOTDOOOOOOG!!!!

06.03.2026 17:23 👍 38 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

Just one drum kit though. Alas.

07.03.2026 03:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Flight diverted and delayed past my transfer. The true Dark Souls begins here.

07.03.2026 03:33 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm glad they read your rider and provided a bass guitar for you and the interviewer each

07.03.2026 01:41 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Thacker Mountain Radio. Somehow, they got a shot of me listening.

07.03.2026 01:21 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The stupidest people in the world are surveilling our social media. If you do this, it will definitely put me on a list and probably get me killed.

I'm in.

04.03.2026 17:36 👍 27 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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Extra Evil - Dry Cold American Bummer Today's Fortune: Lateness makes punctuality special.

And then:

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04.03.2026 19:32 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Others suffer intentionally for their art. I walk into it backwards.

03.03.2026 18:55 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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@seemoreevil.bsky.social found an oracle for mapping your destiny! It...seem a lot like chutes and ladders but we're assured that it's an oracle for mapping your destiny.
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03.03.2026 15:31 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
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Extra Evil - The Gentleman's Wednesday Today's Fortune: Lateness makes punctuality special.

In case you didn’t have enough.

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02.03.2026 15:38 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Extra Evil - The Gentleman's Wednesday Today's Fortune: Lateness makes punctuality special.

In case you didn’t have enough.

www.extra-evil.com/extra-evil-t...

02.03.2026 15:38 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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A block from Rosa Parks’s big idea.

I’ll enjoy this moment at The New South Bookstore, then breathe fire about headlines later.

01.03.2026 20:41 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Today, life lets me give a speech about insane Confederate kids’ books in Natchez. Life is good.

27.02.2026 18:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It has begun.

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27.02.2026 17:07 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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@seemoreevil.bsky.social brings you your weekly dose of psychic anthrax, this time in the form of a quiz book! 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/upse...

24.02.2026 15:39 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
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Gmail says I’m important

22.02.2026 18:31 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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www.extra-evil.com/extra-evil-t...

18.02.2026 22:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you! I’ll use this for evil.

17.02.2026 20:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank you! Could I get a link?

17.02.2026 19:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Nerding Day: HYBRID🌭 - 1-900-HOTDOG Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.

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17.02.2026 19:23 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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My new @1900hotdog.bsky.social crime against sanity.

1900hotdog.com/2026/02/nerd...

17.02.2026 19:22 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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Nerding Day: HYBRID🌭 - 1-900-HOTDOG Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.

Want to play a game? Cool, @seemoreevil.bsky.social found the future of tabletop gaming. You just have to read a quick, manic, 64 thousand word, single page long rulebook. We'll walk you through it. It's FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/nerd...

17.02.2026 14:36 👍 19 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 1

Imitation is the sinceresf form of insult.

17.02.2026 03:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My word, your headlines really felt like real Babylon Bee ones, they were such lifeless attempts at comedy. Had to doube-take mentally and reassure myself you hadn't worked for them. "Blue-Hair Aborts Messiah" pretty much sent me.

17.02.2026 01:58 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Today’s Fortune:
Don’t panic when a few replaceable teeth fall out.

16.02.2026 23:38 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Exclusive Evil - You Didn’t Reply to My Babylon Bee Link Keeping in touch.

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16.02.2026 15:02 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Reading’s more fun than going mad.

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16.02.2026 14:27 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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Exclusive Evil - Sanitation Gets Based More relatable garbage.

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13.02.2026 21:55 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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www.extra-evil.com/exclusive-ev...

13.02.2026 21:04 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0