Beelzetrice 🏳️‍⚧️

btw his inhaler is $300 and I got it today for $160 with a coupon. I normally order them from an online pharmacy for about $75 each but I wasn't able to this time

my cat Seymour needs a daily inhaler, and I went to pick it up at the pharmacy and two separate pharmacy techs stopped me like "hey are you sure?" because of the cost and I just said "yeah, unfortunately" like I'm just trying to keep my fuckass cat alive

cis people always try to find some way to tell me their trans friend's deadname for some reason

why don't I own a washboard

years of playing folk punk and I've never touched a washboard

Cheekface released a new song which basically means it's Christmas

No that's literally a normal tip to humidify your house I've heard a bunch of times before

Vaping is fine but I prefer my weed acoustic

Sitting on my porch, smoking a bowl, and watching the snow fall 🩷

“Oh Kerrrrmiiiieee! Guess what time it iiiiis?”
“Uh, gee Piggy, do you mean it’s time to [gulp] make love?”
“It’s time to fuck, frog!”

Build a little mosh pit in your soul.

a billboard from a still from ghost in the shell standalone complex, it says “tucky strike: it’s roasted”

finally, cigarettes for the dolls

You know what they say, "Do what you love and it'll make the things you love indistinguishable from labor"

Having an artistic job is pretty cool except for being so constantly burned out on being creative that I can't bring myself to do art for fun

or the words "before the unpleasantness, of course"

as a chronic pain haver I feel this deep in my bones, it's a rough spot to be in

oof I've also been on this lately

AHHH BELATED CONGRATS

this is the pinnacle of t4t transbian polyamory

gonna start forming increasingly complex polycules until the until the diagrams of who is dating who look like an organic chem textbook

I've got work in an hour and a half and I'm currently snowed in. I don't think I'm making it into work today

da-mous 5h a new kind of angel has come to earth it's called transgender woman in her 30s

I'm surprised you didn't see it the first time

I *have* done this

all these flavors... and you chose to be a sweetheart

I'm so mad I'm frotting at the mouth

in my head i just mixed up the phrases "do it scared" and "you can do hard things" and full ass almost just said "do it hard"

a black square with the text "see you space f-slur"

did you know? roly poly is short for rolyamorous polyamorous

2026 is gonna be my year for sure this time. definitely not like all the other years I've said that