Reginald Cosmic

On Friday the 13th?!

Nintendo has bravely defended their IP from the 17 year old who callously predicted the plot of the Super Mario Galaxy Movie in a Reddit post and has had him sentenced to death

(Source: tinyurl.com/mv7jza8v)

I didn’t know Lisa could glide like Knuckles

Well, actually, that would be MAMA LUIGI! Now, GANON … oh, that’s much worse.

They’ll… make a DINNER from your freshly peeled OKTOROK.

They’ll shave your PINGAS.

Squeeze the CUM from your BALLS!

Actually, it’s quite good on THE BAGEL.

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 8

Happy birthday, Rosie!

>tfw you find the computer room

"I got my PhD by writing prompts instead of doing research, I'm winning"

got some bad news, there still no jobs and now you also know nothing

Idea: edit of Pac-Man seeing Pac-Mom and exclaiming "THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE" and then the "same as it ever was" part playing while different cases of Ms. Pac-Man being replaced play in the background

Undertale but it's a point and click adventure
#undertale #toriel

Kazu but as a Ham Ham from Hamtaro

Not Mario related, I just realized I never posted Ham-Ham Kazu here

#art #originalcharacter

Where did this idea that you are entitled to and will receive the same amount of engagement on every site come from? Have they just been on Twitter for so long that they don't remember starting off with nothing?

bear

Season 2 Episode 36 - Frame 2554 out of 2727

Season 2 Episode 36 - Frame 2554 out of 2727

A drawing of my femsona sitting very cutely on top of a brick wall. She is wearing a white sleeveless sweater, highwaisted jeans, a purple bracelet, purple shoes, and glasses. Text is laid over the image that reads: "Repost if you like boobs or if you desperately crave for the AI bubble to burst and consequences to happen to certain men in power." My watermark is also over the image at a lower opacity.

Felt cute today, might delete later. 💅

#OmArt #art

Dark Magician Girl and Silent Magician #yugioh #darkmagiciangirl #silentmagician #fanart #yugiohfanart #digitalart

Panel 1: Shen is up against a wall behind a building somewhere, with a girl in dark reddish purple and red "sukeban" attire punches the wall next to him. She says "GIVE ME YOUR PUNCH MONEY, NERD!!" He holds he backpack in front of himself to shield himself. Panel 2: Shen, scared and sweating a bit, closes his eyes and says "I-I don't have lunch money today!" Panel 3: Sweating ever more, he opens up his backpack and says "BUT, um, I made this drawing of you." He pulls out a drawing of the sukeban girl in profile view, resting a wooden sword on her shoulder, inside a circle with a wave-like pattern. Panel 4: The sukeban girl, holding the drawing and still scowling, says "wow that's actually really good." She has a bandage on her left cheek, red eyes, sharp teeth, and a hairclip that looks like a little knife.

A Rosalina for a day after Mario Day

I love Kazu because she's cute!

Just a sitting Timburr.

Sitting Timburr

#timburr #pokemon #art

Guys, I might be cooked! Even after I sent it out for repairs, my computer keeps making this crackling sound, and now it sounds like a fire, and it's actually worse after repairs, and I literally cannot afford a replacement cuz of the RAM prices. I'm so scared!

I'm worried people will misinterpret "prehistoric" because it's usually used to refer to dinosaurs and stuff, but pre-history refers to anything before the invention of writing (essentially meaning "before historic records").

I'm starting to feel like it's a disservice to literature to refer to all ogres as "Shrek" just because it's popular. Jack & The Beanstalk is believed to have originated from a pre-existing story about a boy stealing from an ogre, which dates back 5,000 years, maybe even to prehistoric humans.

biscotti

My chud daughter, who I love