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Mmm migas

06.03.2026 14:14 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

This is the way.

06.03.2026 10:42 👍 900 🔁 133 💬 8 📌 0

The state has had football coaches teaching science and history for a long time, not sure how this makes things any worse.

Wonder what would happen if they tried paying teachers a decent salary?

04.03.2026 14:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The "meritocracy" exposed: Internal emails reveal how the Trump administration hires legal interns “You MUST be aligned politically with President Trump… GPA is not a strong factor.”

1.Internal emails from Liberty University Law School, obtained by Popular Information, reveal how the Trump admin hires interns.

Students were informed about "exciting" legal internships at Labor Department.

“You MUST be aligned politically with President Trump… GPA is not a strong factor.”

04.03.2026 13:42 👍 664 🔁 346 💬 25 📌 45

So say we all.

03.03.2026 16:09 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Operation Epstein Fury

28.02.2026 10:51 👍 2472 🔁 634 💬 36 📌 15
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This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

27.02.2026 17:49 👍 36998 🔁 11950 💬 498 📌 800

31% for Dems being cruel & reps being empathetic is another example of the fact that ~30% of Americans will always choose the most insane, demented answer on any poll.

Also why Trump’s approval rating has long since hit its theoretical floor.

27.02.2026 13:36 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Evidently Chipotle signed a deal to open locations in Mexico this year. But Taco Bell has been there since at least the 1990s.

27.02.2026 00:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
How to correctly pronounce Axolotl #nahuatl #axolotl #ajolote #mexico #pronunciation #pronunciacion
How to correctly pronounce Axolotl #nahuatl #axolotl #ajolote #mexico #pronunciation #pronunciacion YouTube video by A Paquiliztli

For a fun time, listen to how the Nahuatl word “axolotl” is actually pronounced.

27.02.2026 00:27 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Proscribe, or prescribe?

27.02.2026 00:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The OSINTs will show up with gps coordinates down to the femtometer any minute.

26.02.2026 23:31 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

That settles it then

26.02.2026 04:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Republicans wearing BELLS Spotted coming out of the State of the Union speech, heckled by Bystanders held back by fence.

25.02.2026 22:08 👍 50 🔁 15 💬 3 📌 1

Squash.

23.02.2026 14:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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23.02.2026 14:04 👍 440 🔁 139 💬 45 📌 0

I'm sorry, main character auditions are closed for the day! Everyone still waiting in line should come back tomorrow.

23.02.2026 04:35 👍 1194 🔁 103 💬 26 📌 15
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We are the laughingstock of the world because of our moronic and psychotic president. Deservedly so.

22.02.2026 12:40 👍 24374 🔁 7831 💬 1446 📌 650

The answer is “matutinal,” if you’re wondering.

22.02.2026 13:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Three weeks”

22.02.2026 08:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What if Auntie Entity ran HR?

21.02.2026 02:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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20.02.2026 18:52 👍 47 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0

America voted for this

20.02.2026 18:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He will suffer so that others may also suffer.

20.02.2026 18:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump plans to send $10 billion in funds that Congress hasn’t appropriated from the US Treasury to an organization that he will continue to chair personally even after he is out of office.

This is looting.

20.02.2026 02:35 👍 6661 🔁 2135 💬 248 📌 80

I hope the tipsters were made famous, and the ones ratted out were redacted.

20.02.2026 18:12 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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What $70 million in taxpayer money buys: a private luxury jet for Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski to jet-set around on.

And we’re supposed to believe it’s used for deporting undocumented immigrants.

20.02.2026 05:53 👍 7422 🔁 3672 💬 605 📌 281

Engoonification.

20.02.2026 11:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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For satire to work, it must either be so outrageous as to make us take pause or it must be rooted in truth. I believe this is satire rooted in truth.

19.02.2026 16:05 👍 8182 🔁 2315 💬 97 📌 149

I can’t believe she can jump like that while wearing ice skates.

20.02.2026 11:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0