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@therelphian

Cumbrian writer. Loves cats, tea, apocalypses and dark botany. Noms for Pushcart, BOTN, Best Small Fics and Best Microfics, Wigleaf longlisted All print publications on Amazon Website, socials and stuff: https://linktr.ee/JPRelph

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What an absolutely lovely thing to find in my notifications. Thank you to @staniforthmick.bsky.social for this unexpected and kind review of Winter-Bourne, a spooky story inspired by the Old Lady of Threadneedle Street ☺️

03.03.2026 22:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you so much for reading and your generous feedback, I’m really blown away ☺️

03.03.2026 22:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you lovely 💜

02.03.2026 21:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Submissions for the Mini Bin are now OPEN.
Send us your best micros before 8pm (UK Time) on the 10th March.
Make 'em short, make 'em sharp, make 'em story.
50-175 words, any genre.

trashcatlit.com/microfiction...

01.03.2026 09:02 👍 16 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 1
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Same here🖤

28.02.2026 14:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This really is a smashing collection of preloved words. Something for everyone who loves story

28.02.2026 14:14 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you to Mark for giving me this opportunity, it was a real treat and shows @urbanpigspress.bsky.social are one of the best.
Shoutouts within to @sarahkat.bsky.social and my collab pal, @matgost.bsky.social 🖤

27.02.2026 19:40 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

I’ve never joined a party before, but I’m genuinely scared for the future of my country, and me. Join and vote 💚

26.02.2026 14:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Amazing Beth, congrats to you 🌟
Also to other Trash Fam @fionamckay.bsky.social and @bmerklee.bsky.social 💜

24.02.2026 17:24 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a cartoon bear with the words just the bear necessities behind him ALT: a cartoon bear with the words just the bear necessities behind him
24.02.2026 09:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m really chuffed to have this piece in the Garage. It’s a story about dark and light and what you’d do for family.
I’d love if you could spare a few and drop into The Black Geranium 🖤🤍

20.02.2026 15:54 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you so much for having me in the Garage 🖤🤍

20.02.2026 15:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We had frost and sun a couple days ago and I went outside! Perfection.
Rain’s back now

18.02.2026 17:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Scratch First published by Bag of Bones Press in their SKIN anthology, 2024 Later published as part of Sick Ink, my horror collection, 2025 Recommended in Ellen Datlow’s ‘Best Horror of the Yea…

My horror short story, Scratch was first published by Bag of Bones Press and made it onto Ellen Datlow's Best Horror of the Year 🖤
I've made it free to read on my website with links to the anthologies it's part of.
Maybe don't read after eating...
therelphian1.wordpress.com/scratch/

18.02.2026 13:03 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Thank you, I had fun with it

14.02.2026 21:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you Clodagh 🖤

14.02.2026 21:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Crossroads by JP Relph from The One That Got Away: a Pistol Jim Press series

I have a little supernatural noir up at Pistol Jim Press today 🖤

pistoljimpress.substack.com/p/crossroads...

14.02.2026 19:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

“We didn’t leave one of our kids back there, you know, like one of the others”.

10.02.2026 19:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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06.02.2026 20:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Huge congratulations 🌟

02.02.2026 12:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Never mind the jobs you've had or the classes you took, tell me 5 things you can eat until you explode.

Tiger bread
Coffee ice-cream
Chocolate Digestives
M&S buttermilk chicken
Boiled or roast potatoes

01.02.2026 14:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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Why thanketh you, your Mag 🤍🖤

31.01.2026 14:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Excellent work Cleo 🤎🧡

31.01.2026 09:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There’s nothing like bad ice-cream and bullies to get a man riled 😝
Thanks so much for publishing this dark little treat 🖤

30.01.2026 21:17 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you so much Mark for having me along 😀

30.01.2026 21:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a statue of a t-rex with its mouth open and the words yep ! ALT: a statue of a t-rex with its mouth open and the words yep !
29.01.2026 19:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Honestly, that seemed like a roaring success to me 😀 Send the raptors into the White House!

29.01.2026 19:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Paranormal - demonology

29.01.2026 19:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Those noises are so identifiable!
Also, you may have a xenomorph in the machine 😬

28.01.2026 12:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Issue 6
submissions close this week

Looking for:
GREED
Poetry (30 lines max)
Short fiction (1,000 words max)
Art & Photography


Submissions during this period will be handled using a Google Form. 

Find our guidelines on the website for more information. 

Any questions, just ask!

Closing 30  January

Issue 6 submissions close this week Looking for: GREED Poetry (30 lines max) Short fiction (1,000 words max) Art & Photography Submissions during this period will be handled using a Google Form. Find our guidelines on the website for more information. Any questions, just ask! Closing 30 January

Submissions for Underbelly Press Issue 6: GREED close this week, January 30!

For this issue, we’re looking for work that explores the intersection of greed and human experience. As before, we’re pairing the theme with our inherent focus: the gritty, the mundane, the uncomfortable, the human.

26.01.2026 15:54 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0