MC Catdad

A high score screen with the initials HFX on an NBA Fastbreak pinball machine. The score was 132 with a championship ring and the team was the Minnesota Timberwolves

#nodaysoff

Thank you for helping me realize the solution to the exact same problem I was having

You were thinking about drawing yesterday, you can totally draw today

A government that deliberately abandons the rule of law is not morally entitled to its protections.

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

“It is a reminder that even right now, even as the fight rages on, there is time for joy, there is time for art, there is time to celebrate difference and self, and to insist that you too can be free.

Because they want you to forget that.”

Ratatouille is the perfect film to introduce your girlfriend to the rich world of Evangelion

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

When there aren't any parents around, I'll sometimes see kids hanging off the plunger rods, none have broken but some get bent. I've fished out pennies, dimes, and even a $5 Bill from a coin slot. I've had to take a leaf out of a bill acceptor. All could have been prevented with parents watching

I do own a lot of pinball machines that I put out in public. I love it when kids play my machines, often if I'm nearby I'll put a few free games on so they can play without burning a dollar machine gunning the flippers. But...

An orange cat in front of a computer monitor and behind a keyboard

Say hello to Kevin, who has been chipped and is officially part of the clan

The final picture of Jack, standing in front of the refrigerator, his black fur a contrast to the brushed metal

Today, remember Jack, give yourself and your animals extra treats. Buy a bar of really good dark chocolate, or get that appetizer you're thinking about. Catch a few water droplets in the shower. And don't take any guff from those that annoy you. Jack didn't! 5/x

3 cats, waiting for breakfast or dinner, I can't remember which

Loss is mandatory with how we interact with time, but there are always opportunities for new things, and memories can let you relive the past. The colony has dwindled, but as long as you're open to welcoming new friends, it won't die out. 4/x

A black cat using his claws to hold onto a hand holding a churu type treat

I normally have more to say with these things, but this winter has been especially brutal, and while I'll miss him, the silver lining is that this just opens up another spot for a geriatric cat that has been in the shelter for too long and wants a warm loving place for the rest of its life. 3/x

A black cat, sitting in a clawfoot bathtub

One activity he was very fond of was catching leaking water drops in the bath tub. I'd clean out his black hair every morning before I showered, otherwise it would clog the drain. 2/x

A black cat eating kibble from a plate

Today, we celebrate the feast of St. Jack. He came to thunderdome from friends who had to move to a place that didn't accept cats. We took him in and he established his place as the loner who loved food. 1/x

I work with a real jerk, can't stand him, don't even think he knows my name. Today he's suddenly the nicest guy here. Knows my name, knows everyone's name. He's playing the piano. Just saw him surprise a young couple with wrestlemania tickets.

A black cat, sitting on a bed with blankets. The sun is reflecting off his fur, making a slight glow effect

this is Minnesotan for "I am mad enough to bite through rebar"

The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!"

The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."

An orange cat, crouching on a table, looking out the window

Our ancestors were real breathing people who turned sticks into fire, their descendants spent thousands of years building a regime of unsurpassed global peace and prosperity, and we shall not entertain the suggestion that it all ends here just because the man with the golden toilet says so.

Okay... I'm starting to care now 😄

Sailors take warning... But I'm not on a boat so I don't care

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

A 3 legged orange cat sleeping in a circular, raised side pet bed. His front leg is gripping the side with his claws

My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular

Because sometimes people need to see that it's okay to buck what's generally considered normal, and that other people have done what the person struggling with the decision believes nobody else has. Otherwise, cycles continue

I didn't... Does that mean I did?