Loges

Sush bby

Chicken tendies and fried cheese curds are my religion

do you think there’s a drag queen named Georgia O’Queef

I don’t know how to live with the fact that my neighbor told me she and her man are into double penetration

neither of my parents answered my phone call this afternoon, time to file for emancipation

obvi

all men do is lie

Let’s be best bros

miss medium dish pussy

I don’t want to sound like miss deep dish pussy but the term hung used to mean something

it’s awful

worked out and I feel better what the fuck

But also, I want the video

They really did lmao

did I tell you I’ve been knitting

Tyra really thought she ate with that docu

none, I’d run you over with my nonexistent car

the man I’ve been dating for a lil bit and feeling neutral about has an absolute hog so turns out I feel a little less neutral now

morning, skank

exceptional, bestie

Surprise! Happy birthday!

Yes

AND BEAUTIFUL

old

I fucking love spontaneous plans, fuck planning out a hang

US Olympian bobsledder Josh Williamson

really into doubles bobsled now, weird

Katy Perry meme of her making a weird face and pursing her lips during a live stream (I think that’s what it was?)

“day off” this, “long weekend” that

but I’m also not going to interact because I don’t associate with underdogs