Miranda Miller

lol DEI is uh trans people kind of

The first episode of Gilmore Girls ends with Rory ordering chili cheese fries and coffee and that seems like a recipe for a massive post-credits shit.

I touched my eyes once after mincing ghost peppers and it burns so bad you can almost taste it

It’s a textbook white nationalist talking point of course, but I love the idea that it makes sense to put this pan-European ethnostate on an entirely different continent.

Who could have suspected the Irish might have political opinions

Of course you can avoid the conversation altogether by not being bigoted and teaching your children bigotry

The difficult conversation they want to avoid is explaining to your kids why this totally normal thing is actually evil, and the bad guys are right for hating the protagonist for it

If there were two strong left wing anti-MAGA candidates and one of them were named Brandon I think that could tip the scales in their favor

The Last Drive-In is ending which means I don’t have to hear otherwise progressive people explain why it’s ok to write for Taki’s Magazine as long as you also like to talk about scary movies in a bolo tie.

The iron cross is a big giveaway since a lot of people just associate it with a nondescript biker dude roughness and have never considered the huge crossover between the two.

lol I parked my car in Potrero when I lived in the Mission, before I had off-street parking

I moved away about 5 years back and had a private garage when I did own a car there so I’m not sure. When I moved to Oakland it took a full year for my residential parking permit to come through - at which point it had expired.

San Francisco has no free parking and the most convoluted parking restrictions in the world and I think parking in every city should be equally hellish. Something you’d only do if you had a really good reason to.

Same type of place I’m sure Hegseth went for his holy war chest piece

At some point the press decided we need to treat everyone who successfully founded a tech company in the internet era like a multidisciplinary genius.

People who don’t have tattoos don’t realize that you can deduce in seconds if a tattoo place is the kind that would give someone a Nazi tattoo, you can usually tell before you even open the door.

He bought a PhD to market his book and insists (or his fans insist) any criticism of him must be based on a semantic or contextual misunderstanding.

An anti-Catholic schism on the right seems like just what we need right now

Dubai is Vegas for fans of Joe Rogan

Which member of Trump’s cabinet is most likely to Bud Dwyer themselves? My money is on Pete Hegseth

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fun Enigma of Amigara Fault reference in Slay the Spire 2

If I did that I don’t think I’d ever want to eat bacon again, which seems contrary to whatever message he’s trying to send.

I first heard that Bomb Iran parody as a kid in the 90s, apparently it was first recorded during the Iran hostage crisis and never stopped being culturally relevant.

lol where did I mention Epstein? Is this labeler prototype designed specifically to sow doubt on that?

yeah Trump passed the point of being able to look normal in a still photograph without melting a long time ago

Took time off work for a trip that got canceled, only to have it unexpectedly coincide with Slay the Spire 2 and Marathon coming out

White evangelicals don’t believe in restorative justice or personal accountability, just tell God you’re sorry and you don’t have to be held accountable for anything you do

God is a non-corporeal being with preferred pronouns who exclusively presents as male

Alanis Morissette playing God was the most controversial part of Dogma, at least in my community

Growing up Evangelical the belief was that God did not have a sex, but also if referring to him as anything other than male is blasphemy