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Jake Coleman

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Always antifascist.

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Haha we’re so old. I still haven’t seen this one all the way thru so I’m putting Harold & Maude which I remember liking but have no idea if it holds up. 🤷🏻‍♂️

07.03.2026 04:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/

06.03.2026 14:26 👍 3792 🔁 1597 💬 123 📌 509

Spoiler alert

05.03.2026 18:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spoiler alert: they don’t

05.03.2026 18:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A dirty/clean magnet for the dishwasher where the dirty side is sexy ski suit Flanders and the clean side is reg green sweater Flanders

05.03.2026 05:14 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It is so damning of US news media that so many outlets refuse to just straight up say that Senator Tim Sheehy assaulted an activist.

He did not "help" Capitol police. They did not need his help. He wanted to assault the guy and did. He should resign.

05.03.2026 03:28 👍 20098 🔁 5688 💬 512 📌 220
Three people in front of a coffee shop

Three people in front of a coffee shop

We have planned out dates and locations (!!!) for the first half of this year's DJ rides!

We'll be working on graphics and social media posts, look for the dates to be announced soon!

@perennialcycle.bsky.social @joyfulridersclub.bsky.social @patiomensch.bsky.social
@puzosuperelli.bsky.social

04.03.2026 21:01 👍 75 🔁 10 💬 10 📌 2

There is no conservative argument from good faith. None.

03.03.2026 00:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😊 🙏

02.03.2026 21:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

former ICU and hospice RN here saying 💯

02.03.2026 19:40 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
PANEL 1: The IMPORTANT PUNDIT is standing on a soapbox with a megaphone on the street. One or two people are watching. He motions with his thumb behind himself.
PUNDIT: Hello! WHAT IF Mattie had all of "her" skin ripped off in one big piece like a clementine? 
PUNDIT: This is "its" house by the way!

PANEL 2: MATTIE, sitting on her couch with a book. The voice from the megaphone comes from outside.
VO: What if someone did that. Just if anyone has a big knife, for doing the thing I talked about. I'm just wondering aloud!

PANEL 3: MATTIE leans out the window, yelling.
MATTIE: Get bent, asshole!

PANEL 4: Back on the PUNDIT. everyone is raising a knife of some sort.
PUNDIT: Can you believe that language?
PERSON IN CROWD: SO uncivil.
PERSON IN CROWD: Let's go up there with our blades

PANEL 1: The IMPORTANT PUNDIT is standing on a soapbox with a megaphone on the street. One or two people are watching. He motions with his thumb behind himself. PUNDIT: Hello! WHAT IF Mattie had all of "her" skin ripped off in one big piece like a clementine? PUNDIT: This is "its" house by the way! PANEL 2: MATTIE, sitting on her couch with a book. The voice from the megaphone comes from outside. VO: What if someone did that. Just if anyone has a big knife, for doing the thing I talked about. I'm just wondering aloud! PANEL 3: MATTIE leans out the window, yelling. MATTIE: Get bent, asshole! PANEL 4: Back on the PUNDIT. everyone is raising a knife of some sort. PUNDIT: Can you believe that language? PERSON IN CROWD: SO uncivil. PERSON IN CROWD: Let's go up there with our blades

so uncivil | patreon.com/lubchansky

02.03.2026 14:53 👍 2389 🔁 555 💬 8 📌 4

Normalize talking like Yosemite Sam

02.03.2026 14:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What in the tarnation?

02.03.2026 14:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hahaha nazi tattoo who’s just had a “rough past” is totally a particular guy you meet. And stay the fuck away from.

02.03.2026 02:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyone who has spent five minutes in a punk scene, even the biggest losers I ever met in my life, is smarter than any media-American trying to sanitize the guy with a conspicuous Nazi tattoo

01.03.2026 23:52 👍 707 🔁 94 💬 13 📌 0

I thought Anthropic was a clothing store

28.02.2026 03:01 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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There is no amount of money in the world that would lead me to fight a Vietnamese refugee that grew up in Louisiana

(Also I really want to try a Korean style Po’ Boy)

27.02.2026 13:31 👍 4331 🔁 1221 💬 98 📌 233

I moved here for the microscopes

27.02.2026 16:52 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who is the most egregious homely guy and hot wife sit com couple?

27.02.2026 01:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hate to say it but at some point it’s gonna be a converge on dc and bang pots and pans in the street until he leaves or mows us down kinda moment 🤷🏻‍♂️

26.02.2026 20:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hell yes!

26.02.2026 20:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Mac Attack burger which is just a ton of
Mac and cheese on a burger. With fries.

The Mac Attack burger which is just a ton of Mac and cheese on a burger. With fries.

This is not a drill: Trio has soft-reopened inside the Midtown Global Market! No signs up yet but you can get food!!!

26.02.2026 19:52 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

everyone pees?

25.02.2026 20:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As someone who has been wrong many times, i applaud your decision!

25.02.2026 20:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I know it’s wrong but just one time when I’m doing teaching on why I’m giving heparin shots I’d like to say in a thick fake ass patois “it protects from blood clots, rasclat and bumbu clat”

25.02.2026 18:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Some time ago I realized it’s pointless to argue with random people on the internet. It’s way better for my mental health to just recommend that they enjoy a shit sandwich from their nearest feces forward dining establishment.
💩 🥪 😊

25.02.2026 16:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nah

25.02.2026 16:43 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This event, which is a benefit for Neighbors Helping Neighbors, looks cool as hell. And personally, as someone who grew up around Seattle during these events) the film hits pretty close to home. Might need to wear some Sonics gear. I’m going to try to make it.

19.02.2026 15:31 👍 82 🔁 19 💬 3 📌 0

Fun fact when I worked for the league of mn cities I am not joking that we received literally dozens of calls about this from conservative cities demanding to know how to make the state change it back.

25.02.2026 01:46 👍 69 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0

Great way to know which neighbors to avoid like the plague if they have them flying though

25.02.2026 16:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0