Croc Top

mama & me

Elephant sanctuary where we fed and bathed rescued elephants. This lady is 18 and is already a mama. (I cried twice)

James just told me he’s only had one Auntie Anne’s pretzel in his lifetime.

Two more days in Thailand & I’ve given in to having visible sweat at all times & going out of my way to walk in the shade.

The never ending sauna.

📍Chiang Mai, Thailand

Mu Ko Ang Thong National Park
Thailand

I think the taxi dropped us off at the wrong temple…

Good morn from Koh Samui, Thailand 🇹🇭

Keep thinking I have hematuria, but have to remember it’s the beet juice

we like the view

Humans are an invasive species.

📍gay bar in Bangkok

could only sleep for 3 hours on the plane ☠️

Here’s to a 20h travel day

Harambe would have hugged Punch 🥲

Someone pass me another tissue. I will hug you, Punch.

Ironically, the Talarico-Colbert interview probably garnered more attention from this FCC stunt. I likely wouldn’t have watched it had it aired normally, but now everyone’s talking about it…definite backfire

LOVE P!NK

A beautiful croc in the wild 💕

a man wearing sunglasses is sitting in front of a microphone and covering his eyes . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is sitting in front of a microphone and covering his eyes .

someone doesn’t know the difference between tajin and tahini…

tajin?

Year of the horsec*ck

(we were emulating the freaky lady doing this stretch on Instagram)

It’s finally cold in Portland and I just audibly brrrr’ed but it came out like a horse neigh.

#yearofthehorse

Tahini Falafel Smith 🧑🏽‍🍼

After watching bobsled, I’m gonna ask the barber for a “monobob”

shirtless version

They’re just happy to see you

Late to watching RuPaul this week. Strong episode!

Darlene & Athena made me LOL.
Congrats to Myki.
And I gasped at Juicy’s handstand walk into a split - iconic.

Spoorgy

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!

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