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Horror, philosophy, MST3K, religion and more! At once! In order! Cross-pollinated!

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SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

06.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 11259 πŸ” 2419 πŸ’¬ 286 πŸ“Œ 152
Making Lunch - Gator Days

Characters

Liam - Capybara - A quiet and introspective child. Ember's older brother.

Ember - Capybara - A LITTLE GIRL WHO LOVES SNACKS AND YELLS EVERYTHING! LIAM'S LITTLE SISTER!

Transcript

Panel 1

Liam and Ember are having some lunch. Liam has made a peanut butter sandwich for himself. He prefers a simple lunch with minimal texture surprises. Ember is sitting in front of jars of peanut butter and jelly with labels claiming they are "Natural" and "Fruit Flavored". She also has a loaf of bread and is wielding a knife! Don't worry, it's one those thick butter knives for kids that's designed not to pierce or slice. Although it's still probably dangerous in Ember's capable hand.

Liam: Do you want me to make you some lunch?

Ember: NO! I WANNA DO IT!

Panel 2

Liam turns his attention to his sandwich and takes a bite. While controversial, he prefers smooth peanut butter. The texture of crunchy is incredibly unpleasant in his mouth. He holds no ill will towards anyone else who prefers crunchy.

Panel 3

Liam suddenly feels something sticky on his arm. He looks and sees that some jelly has mysteriously landed on him. Now would probably be a good time to see how Ember is doing.

Panel 4

Oh no. There is peanut butter and jelly everywhere. The butter knife has been stabbed into the loaf of bread. The peanut butter jar has been knocked over. The jelly jar is no where to be seen. There's a slice of jelly covered bread stuck on the wall. Everything is incredibly sticky. Liam does his best to take this in stride.

Liam: What did you make?

Ember: MISTAKES!

If you see the jar jelly, please tell them to come home. We miss them.

Making Lunch - Gator Days Characters Liam - Capybara - A quiet and introspective child. Ember's older brother. Ember - Capybara - A LITTLE GIRL WHO LOVES SNACKS AND YELLS EVERYTHING! LIAM'S LITTLE SISTER! Transcript Panel 1 Liam and Ember are having some lunch. Liam has made a peanut butter sandwich for himself. He prefers a simple lunch with minimal texture surprises. Ember is sitting in front of jars of peanut butter and jelly with labels claiming they are "Natural" and "Fruit Flavored". She also has a loaf of bread and is wielding a knife! Don't worry, it's one those thick butter knives for kids that's designed not to pierce or slice. Although it's still probably dangerous in Ember's capable hand. Liam: Do you want me to make you some lunch? Ember: NO! I WANNA DO IT! Panel 2 Liam turns his attention to his sandwich and takes a bite. While controversial, he prefers smooth peanut butter. The texture of crunchy is incredibly unpleasant in his mouth. He holds no ill will towards anyone else who prefers crunchy. Panel 3 Liam suddenly feels something sticky on his arm. He looks and sees that some jelly has mysteriously landed on him. Now would probably be a good time to see how Ember is doing. Panel 4 Oh no. There is peanut butter and jelly everywhere. The butter knife has been stabbed into the loaf of bread. The peanut butter jar has been knocked over. The jelly jar is no where to be seen. There's a slice of jelly covered bread stuck on the wall. Everything is incredibly sticky. Liam does his best to take this in stride. Liam: What did you make? Ember: MISTAKES! If you see the jar jelly, please tell them to come home. We miss them.

Making Lunch - Gator Days

18.02.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 2468 πŸ” 432 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 7

Thank YOU! It's a really fantastic genre mash up - super compelling.

03.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This book is very good. Get too it #BookSky

03.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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DOJ to Review Whether Epstein Files About Trump Were Improperly Withheld The Justice Department didn’t release notes from several interviews a woman gave to FBI agents in 2019.

NEW: WSJ now confirming my reporting that the DOJ is withholding at least three FBI interviews with a woman who told the FBI that Trump sexually assaulted her when she was a child
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...

26.02.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 4141 πŸ” 1453 πŸ’¬ 130 πŸ“Œ 86
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In Response to Trump’s Tasteless Meme, We Put His Face on the Body of a Known Rapist and Pedophile It’s a sad state of affairs that we’ve all just gotten used to childish, wildly inappropriate behavior from our own president. He shares AI slop, calls reporters pigs, says a million things a day…

In Response to Trump’s Tasteless Meme, We Put His Face on the Body of a Known Rapist and Pedophile
thehardtimes.net/blog/in-resp...

07.02.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 513 πŸ” 171 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7

Here ya go!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

02.02.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 2726 πŸ” 731 πŸ’¬ 176 πŸ“Œ 258

Jew in Amsterdam here. Please use Anne Frank as a comparison point to explain how state persecution of scapegoats impacts children, that is the point of her example, thanks

28.01.2026 08:10 πŸ‘ 8599 πŸ” 2242 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 45

Doesn’t it make you crazy? Doesn’t it turn your blood to fucking gasoline?

24.01.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 5982 πŸ” 1280 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 7

bsky.app/profile/meid...

24.01.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

1) Doesn’t say he was wielding it, just that he had it.
2) Doesn’t match the video anyway.
3) DHS has lied in exactly this way after shooting someone before.

bsky.app/profile/ms.n...

24.01.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 5404 πŸ” 1564 πŸ’¬ 192 πŸ“Œ 48
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21.01.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 7288 πŸ” 2996 πŸ’¬ 113 πŸ“Œ 77
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Oralè Resisters
Walk Out For Peace
Walk Out for Renee Good
Nationwide Walk Out!
January 20th 2026
Women’s March
50501 Movement
50501 SoCal
Indivisible
US Democracy
#WalkOUtUSA #NoKings #USDemocracy #BEGOOD #ReneeGood #Minneapolis

18.01.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
Strangers Blood
Strangers Blood YouTube video by The Builders and the Butchers - Topic

I like to think there's a reality out there where where #RyanCoogler's #Sinners, @sgj.bsky.social 's #BuffaloHunterHunter, and this song by #TheBuilders&TheButchers are all in conversation with each other.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0iH...

19.01.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

From a Minnesotan: a hearty HELL NO to this. This man is a professional political consultant in DC raising $$ for a political party. There are endless better places to donate to actually help people here suffering and fighting against this nazi invasion. Here’s a start:
www.standwithminnesota.com

17.01.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 2495 πŸ” 1032 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 13
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We are looking more like Russia, every day.

If you bend the knee it will get worse, even. We can't.

05.01.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 899 πŸ” 406 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 27

Very Buddhist take on ethics to the end, which I appreciate. I just gave a sermon yesterday on 'Nothing' (Unitarian-Universalist - we do weird topics like that) that touched on nihilism and potential responses, so it was very cool to see this article showing more perspectives. πŸ˜€ Thanks!

29.12.2025 14:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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21.12.2025 18:42 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A drawing of a copper skinned, regal fairy flying in the night sky past a moth, and other fairies.

A drawing of a copper skinned, regal fairy flying in the night sky past a moth, and other fairies.

I love what @carterhaughschool.bsky.social has done on The Great Courses, so I'm excited to see their book - you should check them out and grab a copy! #BookSky #Fae #Fairies #Folklore

09.12.2025 16:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A local company used to make a tuna substitute called 'Tu-No', that I'm kind of sad I never got to try.

09.12.2025 14:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market BOSTONβ€”Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. β€œWe’re cal...

Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market

01.12.2025 21:00 πŸ‘ 7735 πŸ” 1655 πŸ’¬ 105 πŸ“Œ 93
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Pentagon Pete in Legal Peril Over β€˜Kill Them All’ Orders A follow-up missile allegedly killed survivors of a U.S. strike on a drug boat.

How low we have sunk as a country. The US Department of Defense is now run by a rabid war criminal.

Ordering the execution of helpless survivors of an attack is ALWAYS a war crime, whether they civilian or military.

Pure, mindless, barbarism.
www.thedailybeast.com/pentagon-pet...

29.11.2025 06:06 πŸ‘ 11553 πŸ” 3686 πŸ’¬ 816 πŸ“Œ 259

Every Democrat in Congress should put out a video saying troops have an obligation to refuse unlawful orders. Make them prosecute all of you. This isn't a close call.

I'd add Republicans too if I thought any of them had the courage to actually cross Trump on this.

24.11.2025 17:52 πŸ‘ 4709 πŸ” 1240 πŸ’¬ 90 πŸ“Œ 62

The best we can claim to be is agnostic. We don't & can't know. Religion then becomes a method of coming to peace with that while still doing good, celebrating this messy world, & choosing love. Or as A. Powell Davies put it, grow a soul. Growing a soul in the face of uncertainty. That's religion.

21.11.2025 16:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, it seems kind of obvious.

20.11.2025 19:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you could fact check this β€” there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin β€” or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric

13.11.2025 22:12 πŸ‘ 16247 πŸ” 4004 πŸ’¬ 518 πŸ“Œ 128

It need Christians to defend it from "Christians". But, snark aside, it is always a trip to watch a hegemony pretend its a helpless little baby.

11.11.2025 13:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#BookSky, this is a great read - grab yourself a copy and get yourself good and creeped out.

06.11.2025 14:40 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd read 'Back Seat' earlier this year in the 'Fears' anthology, and it knocked me down hard. I almost didn't re-read in this collection, but I'm glad I did (masochist that I am). It's such a rending, monstrous and human thing. Thank you for doing what you do!

05.11.2025 16:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Book cover for Let Not Your Sorrow Die by Bracken Macleod, shows a winged skeleton dipping a human female dance partner amidst tomb stones.

Book cover for Let Not Your Sorrow Die by Bracken Macleod, shows a winged skeleton dipping a human female dance partner amidst tomb stones.

Let Not Your Sorrow Die - @brackenmacleod.bsky.social A solid collections of stories and when they hit, they HIT. 'Back Seat', 'Pigs Don't Squeal In Tigertown' and 'A Short Madness' really stand out. Each tale does a good job balancing humanity and the monstrous. #BadHandBooks #BookSky #Horror

05.11.2025 16:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1