gibbet cage

Guy next to me in the shield wall hasn’t even girded his loins

Same

I’m wondering the same thing and I don’t wanna spend £40 to find out

The best part of working on a haunted asteroid is hanging out in the break room seeing all the cool runes the guys have burned into their flesh with the mining lasers

updootmogging them

stoic_defender: When I’ve been besieged this long even the rats look tasty

sword4sale: not that hungry. would rather sup on the young holy man 🤤

novice_charles: Hmmm that would not please the Lord methinks

Sir_John_of_Fetterman: everyone get to the sally port. Tonight we die for Israel

The toadying homie has such a beautifully oily smile this evening. I do not doubt the king shall grant his every request 😃

I’m dying of looking at good posts disease and it feels like heaven

Ok buddy but how do you know what a stuck pig squeals like ? Mr pig sticker over here. Now help me out of this spike trap

Swell swell swell, if it isn’t the cankerquences of my own unctions

Opening a world wide competition to find a metalworker who can make a vat with a thick enough bottom

Cod’s been cruel this season

it's the men, general. their faith erodes as if abraded by a thousand poison tides, each bearing a more seditious whisper than the last; it's.. it's the apple, sir. you've been in your tent for days, boiling that same apple over and over. we hear you singing to it, calling it your 'Steaming Samuel',

We need community notes badly

Goody Smythe “accidentally” grazing her goats on my pasture again. Just so she can knock on my door to apologise and flutter her eyelashes and wrest at the hem of the mucky skirts that envelop her ample hips…those calloused hands.. that gleaming pious brow

feels like laundry comes earlier each year

you kicked my gun away? what the hell man that's what I was crawling towards.

(whispering to neighbor over fence) the shield knight were in the publick house last eve. while he sat at table a mouse did scurry by his foote and mark me, he did quaver. he quavered like a bitch dude

I don’t think I’d last five minutes in there

I remember that it was so life affirming. What the hell happened to him in the last two weeks

It just feels bad being expected to confess when I know for a fact that they picked this up as an afterthought when buying a cheap mattress

ikea garlic press

They used one of these on me

Dungeon has gone to shit. Why does the inquisitor have me chained to an IKEA poäng

Stopped hanging out with my friend who is a private detective in 1930s LA. Got sick of him always getting knocked out with a blackjack every time he walked into a room

I'd like to think that if I made, marketed, or purchased an AI tool that killed anyone, let alone hundreds of children, I'd do the decent thing: delete it, destroy the conditions that made it possible, then kill myself.

It’s the acidity.

It arrived yesterday afternoon. Super nice feel and sound when typing (brown switches). I did have to swap and remap the Delete / Num Lock keys but that was easy. The slightly condensed layout will take some getting used to but love it so far.

What’s up with evil lordlings and their contraptions. Just flay him normal style bro

Some of them pay a bit of extra tax to listen in

We were supposed to ambush the yeomanry in the orchard but we ate too many apples and fell asleep in the shade