Bela Lugoatse

The DOJ is vaguebooking now, the boomers are out and my generation has officially made it into the halls of power

Yesterday on the subway an MTA employee's personal ringtone played the Curb Your Enthusiasm jingle as I said something stupid and I would like compensation from the state and Hathy Kochul for making me feel dumb

Zoom should have a Blur Your Hair feature for days like this

When someone includes a picture of the place settings on their wedding Instagram post, assume that place setting argument nearly blew the whole marriage

It's very "give them the Beast Rabban first so they'll accept Feyd Rautha"

Even if this country was transphobic enough to elect Gavin Newsom I don't think anyone would willingly cast their ballot for someone who looks that much like a Team America: World Police puppet

No W Wednesday

eric if you don’t shut the fuck up

For a man who claims we need to adopt the way of the warrior, Hegseth is doing very little killing himself to redeem his honor

Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.

Oh fuck the Hobby Lobby is starting a militia

Stealing this

Ahahahaha

It's that old saying. On 4chan at any time there are three given people: You, a Nazi 12 year old who types really fast, and Jeffrey Epstein, downloading hentai and paying the Nazi 12 year old

I am enjoy conspiratorial thinking and handle it by surrounding myself with more reasonable people but now when I go off my buddies are like "wait let him cook, he's been right before"

The Epstein stuff is so weird because it confirms everything you secretly believed about the world. The guy with the pedophile island who helped invent loot boxes was killed and they can't find the noose but found a different one. How do you think normally now? You can't, you're insane forever.

The DREAM of so-called community policing is your cops participating in a snowball fight. It is the Troops Playing Soccer With Kids PR coup of being cops. And they simply couldn't handle it because they are huge babies who don't WANT to not be faceless oppressors.

NYPD: We are your friendly local constabulary, not faceless armed thugs 🤠💕👮
Community: *welcomes NYPD into community snowball fight*
NYPD: SUMMON THE NAPALM DRONE

So important to own this

I will never apologize for seeking knowledge

Sorry I doubt the sanity of a frog who, per fandom dot com, calls himself Genghis and wears an acorn on his head while hanging out with his friends Attila and Napoleon

11 more months baby

Both the literal text and the spirit of the box are fulfilled

There is something wildly weird about the Hindustan Times reporting on 6-7

I am simply reporting the facts

This one brings me no joy

That's the same frog

Ty @jessefriedman.com for the flag