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Add one word to a film to ruin it.

13 Going on 30 Centipedes

Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home Depot

Add one word to a film to ruin it?

"DirectedbyBrettRatner" is one word?

Huge fire at Glasgow Central Station prompts evacuations as building collapses The fire is understood to have started in a vape shop on Union Street on Sunday afternoon, with the building collapsing several hours later.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Jeez.

This is a very very bad idea.

and thats a understatement.

*snossidges*

WELLS!

*snossiges*

"WELLS"!

etc. etc.

elmo from sesame street standing in front of a wall ALT: elmo from sesame street standing in front of a wall

*looks on internet AGAIN*

As capsule movie reviews go "You really should see Taffin - its like local hero with shotguns" (me, about 5 minutes ago) nails it.

If Baron Samedi adopted Blofeld’s cat

A victory for Trump, Putin and Netanyahu.

Kremlin Spokesman Dmitry Peskov: “To be honest, I don’t even understand now how anyone can call on others to follow the norms and principles of international law. In fact, it no longer exists.”

ALL COP.

robofusby: the future of bsky posting.

List of 20th century films considered the worst - Wikipedia

I must be one of the few people who'll admit to having seen both HOWARD THE DUCK and ISHTAR on their original cinematic releases.

and HIGHLANDER II

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pay close attention to what was actually said "Prestwick Airport is not being used by the US to launch strikes on Iran, the UK Government has said"

The Uk govt has NOT said "Prestwick Airport is not being used by the US for supply flights to continue the war".

The govt is using semantics.

the Uk sshould have no part of it in any sense whatsoever ; the Uk should condemn it outright and without any hestitation.

No, i don't think we should. Once again, I didn't say that either.

pointing out that the UK govt said it wasn't launching strikes from prestwick (a very specific denial, not ruling out supply flights) is a matter of paying attention to what they did or did not say.

The war is illegal and

Yes, it wins the "Bloody Awful F**king Terrible Actioner" award.

I heard of FATAL DEVIATION before i heard about Moving Target.

"A breakaway extremist group of IRA steals nuclear detonators hidden inside six glass bottles of Beamish. "

good christ.

I, for one, would be really fucked off if I or my male relatives were sent off to kill people who've done fuck all to me just to hide a raging pensioner's paedo willy from consequences, but yeah just me being unpatriotic I guess.

ah, snacks. snacks always make everything better.

Me In Another decade. 1991.

That hat was nowhere near the biggest mistake I made that year, I must confess.

Which reminds me of something....

Don't let Donald Trump see this, he might start parachuting gnomes over greenland!

It is by seeking peace within yourself, and seeking peace with the world.

one only leaves the world more ugly by letting that unbridled rage into the world.

Pretty sure this is a completely uncontroversial and entirely rational point of view.

One does not manage to "leave this earth slightly more beautiful." than when you entered it by filling with hatred, lies, vengeance and anger.

There is only one way to do that. And that's not by keeping resentment fester inside you until it becomes unbridled rage.

STAR TREK III? A very good sequel narratively, but it feels a lot like a boxticking exercise in order to undo the death of Spock

The first hour or so - up to the destruction of the enterprise - works like gangbusters. After that it becomes a bunch of plot exposition to achieve a narrative aim

It's happened before. It'll happen again, i'm sure of it. Stating the obvious, and *woom* someone else takes 2+2 and speedruns to a conclusion they made up in their head and then gets angry at me about it. Strange people.

I see some weirdo made stuff up in their head about me, and then got angry at me for it, when i stating the bloody obvious.

Some people really are very very odd indeed.

I'm not scared in the slightest. Why do you think that?

Its not acceptable for Israel to have nuclear weapons. Never has been. never will be. Same goes for South Africa, North Korea, and so forth.

You're really wierd to assume that I would think that.