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It's an attack that deals poison damage. (10 MP, 8d6 damage, any pronouns)

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This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got.

Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean?

Last line is especially ominous

09.03.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 1160 πŸ” 277 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 123
The VFX School β€” VFX Campus

you wanna learn VFX?

The VFX school is closing. All their shit is free. Torrent files and everything

grab it while you can

thevfxschool.com

09.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 421 πŸ” 362 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

08.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 4411 πŸ” 1295 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 68
A digital illustration of a fat green and white robot with black accents wearing a purple crop top and olive green skirt. It has parts in the shape of green hair and digitigrade legs. It appears excited. Overlayed on the artwork is a watermark reading "zablionsea."

A digital illustration of a fat green and white robot with black accents wearing a purple crop top and olive green skirt. It has parts in the shape of green hair and digitigrade legs. It appears excited. Overlayed on the artwork is a watermark reading "zablionsea."

Happy birthday (slightly late) to @lemmaeof.gay !! Your character has such a fun design, and I had a great time drawing it! Hope you have a great rest of your year!
#ZabArt #digitalart

09.03.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But have you considered that if we spent money to actually help people, it would make billionaires sad?

09.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember when "It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for twelve seconds" was a funny joke about exorbitant spending on a stupid vanity project

Today I learned it was actually a massively optimistic lowball

09.03.2026 09:26 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs.

This video is lowballing it.

09.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 2801 πŸ” 1195 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 25

Fading to black but it’s just for complicated action scenes while all the sex scenes are written in full

08.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 1041 πŸ” 463 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4
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Whoops!

08.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 431 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

We gay people preemptively banished him from our homeland.

09.03.2026 12:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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But white people do have a homeland: the Real Time with Bill Maher writers room.

09.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 555 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 5

All the best oracle are saying, Donald, if you invade PERSIA, a great empire will fall! We love our ORACLES, especially as regards to Delphi and Future! thank you for your attention to this matter!

19.02.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 666 πŸ” 158 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

This is absolutely hilarious and deserves a Veep-style TV adaptation.

09.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 2796 πŸ” 645 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 81
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Attacks leave dead vs killed

09.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 7715 πŸ” 2117 πŸ’¬ 116 πŸ“Œ 108

toxic masculinity implies the existence of stealth rock masculinity and u-turn masculinity

08.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 735 πŸ” 320 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 6

I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.

07.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 3791 πŸ” 657 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 15
Charlie from It’s Always Sunny in the iconic conspiracy theorist meme

Charlie from It’s Always Sunny in the iconic conspiracy theorist meme

International Women’s Day? On the same day they take an hour away?????

08.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 299 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
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08.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 3005 πŸ” 1295 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 12
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- Eric, how much do you love seafood?
- Yes.

πŸ™

23.02.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 1436 πŸ” 349 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 11
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07.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 845 πŸ” 362 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 31

A perfect reminder than your median Congressperson is the *second* smartest car dealership owner in their district.

08.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 166 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Former Pixar employee u/PixelatedRonin fires back at chief creative officer Pete Docter on Reddit over claims on LGBT storyline cut from 'Elio' (2025):

08.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 2417 πŸ” 1070 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 44

Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance

Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil

23.01.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 6945 πŸ” 1098 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 45
micy wearing her signature bread tie ponytail, reese's peanut butter cup skirt, and now a bandaid for a tube top. she rips it off later... along with all her fur. YEEEOOWWCHHH

micy wearing her signature bread tie ponytail, reese's peanut butter cup skirt, and now a bandaid for a tube top. she rips it off later... along with all her fur. YEEEOOWWCHHH

Band-aid tube top for my fursona! πŸ˜‹
(Warning: May have unintended waxing effect)

04.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 2932 πŸ” 602 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 2

A shortage of large passenger charter planes due to DHS paying 10x the usual rates to ferry kidnapped migrants is threatening NCAA Tournament travel plans

03.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 800 πŸ” 316 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 17
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Netflix's Ranma 1/2 adaptation won't feature any magical transformation, but the protagonist will feel a strange emptiness when he looks in the mirror sometimes

(Source: tinyurl.com/bd6x4eu6

10.02.2026 08:39 πŸ‘ 1150 πŸ” 369 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 9

bsky.app/profile/zemy...

08.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season." Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will. Lukewarm acceptance is much more bewildering than outright rejection.
- Martin Luther King Jr, Letter from a Birmingham Jail

I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season." Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will. Lukewarm acceptance is much more bewildering than outright rejection. - Martin Luther King Jr, Letter from a Birmingham Jail

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