David Williams (he/him/his)

Is it at all surprising that a convicted felon would ignore a judge's order?

An anthropomorphic loaf of bread with bulging eyeballs and hands that grow directly out of his body, next to his mouth, and look oddly human except that there are only four fingers. The photo is good but I must implore you to check out the video.

It has come to my attention that not nearly enough of you know about Bernd das Brot, the German children's program about a clinically depressed loaf of bread who enjoys studying his wallpaper and eating gruel and whose catchphrases include "my life is hell" and "I would like to leave this show."

I see what you did there, sir.

If they want to start winning again, they need more fighters like AOC. As far as I’m concerned, she’s the party’s leader.

This guy's really on top of things, glad he's in charge.

Saquon Barkley is not human.

I’m going to ask about grocery and gas prices everyday and so should you.

What sin did that Notre Dame DB commit to deserve being matched one-on-one with Jeremiah Smith?

Michigan holding *this* Ohio State team to 10 points looks more and more like one of the great achievements in recent college football history.

Managed to avoid seeing his face or hearing his voice all day prior to that. Fuck.

"finally, a message from the president that barely mentions the game I'm watching" said the extremely normal man

Read as many banned books as you can get your hands on.

I managed to avoid seeing his face and hearing his voice all day. Thanks for ruining that, ESPN.

It is obvious to all correct thinkers that the CFB title game should only ever be on Saturdays

“Hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that.”

- Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

This is a particularly important quote to remember today and moving forward.

For Xmas, my amazing wife snagged tickets for us to see @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and @splitzoneduo.com. Amazing show. And we are now among the Keepers of the Sun Bowl Story. 10/10. No notes.

Kyle McLachlan in TWIN PEAKS: "Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen."

☕

Here is my strongest personal belief: the worst animal is better than the best human.

The Road, by Cormac McCarthy (graphic novelization)

I love this show so much.

I do a lot of events, and the signing line is my favourite part of the evening. It’s an opportunity to connect with people who’ve read my work. It means a lot. But for Gaiman, the signing line was, what, basically a hunting ground? It’s disgusting.

Interviewer: Can you explain your gap in your resume

Writer: It’s called a “time jump” and we do it in narrative to sort of… fast forward over the boring parts and no it’s not a “plot hole” I did it on purpose shut up

That Neil Gaiman "breaking my silence" blog post has the strongest Reynolds Pamphlet energy I have ever encountered. Buddy, you will not be writing your way out of this.

This is just shitty gotcha journalism stuff, but I do always want to know how many of the people earnestly pushing trans sports bans to "protect women's sports" could name the winners of either the most recent WNBA or NWSL titles.

2025 is off to a fast start

AOC: Trans girls are girls. And for all the folks that are so concerned, thank you for your concern for women for the first time. I don't know who has been to gym class, I’ve played co-ed sports all the time