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Nadando entre lagunas de mi mente. Press Secretary, @thelafed.bsky.social (Posts are my own)✊🏽

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02.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman with long blonde hair and white nails is sitting in a car with her hands outstretched . Alt: a woman with long blonde hair and white nails is sitting in a car crying

We are hostages to the whims of an evil sundowning greedy pedophile ego maniac and his gaggle of soulless racist money hungry bastards get us off this evil ride omgggggggggggg

28.02.2026 08:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How much of #TheTraitorsUS prize money does snake daddy Rob have to pay to the IRS?

28.02.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Maura Healy not tinking

Maura Healy not tinking

β€œYew pinky promised!!!!!” MAURA PLSSSSS 😭😭😭 #TheTraitorsUS

27.02.2026 06:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI don’t wanna tink too much” WE KNOW MAURA #TheTraitorsUS

27.02.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shazam but for Nausea.

23.02.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing a black jacket and a silver top with the word bravo on the bottom right ALT: a woman wearing a black jacket and a silver top with the word bravo on the bottom right

I really need the neighborhood coyotes to step it the fuck up because these skunks are getting out of fucking control. I love having to boil Fabuloso to drown out the skunk smell infiltrating my home because one decided to spray outside.

22.02.2026 08:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I better see Kroger and all these other soulless gouls rolling some damn prices back πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

20.02.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Corporations will get a second windfall with our fucking money. Prices will NOT go down. The rich get richer and us poors will continue to subsidize it all.

20.02.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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patrick star from spongebob holds a broom in his hands Alt: patrick star from spongebob holds a broom in his hands

There is only a single brain cell being shared amongst the remaining Faithfuls in that castle. #TheTraitorsUS

20.02.2026 06:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ICONIC AMAZING INCREDIBLE INSPIRING

20.02.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Uncanny…

19.02.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is singing into a microphone while a man plays a guitar and a saxophone in a band . ALT: a woman is singing into a microphone while a man plays a guitar and a saxophone in a band .

We got an ice skating routine to Zou Bisou Bisou. Megan Draper your impact.

18.02.2026 06:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lord take away Miss J’s pain, triple it, and give it to Trump 😭😭😭 #RealityCheck

17.02.2026 06:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tyra made Shandi watch her assault back in front of a live audience?!?!?! Shandi should be allowed to go John Wick on Tyra. #RealityCheck

17.02.2026 06:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not Joanie keeping her snaggletooth in a bag in a scrapbook 😭😭😭 #RealityCheck

17.02.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The scene with Shandi on the phone was scaled down?!?!?! JFC these producers need to pay for their crimes #RealityCheck

17.02.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Meat shoved into heart shaped containers for Valentine’s Day

Meat shoved into heart shaped containers for Valentine’s Day

We truly have the reached the peak of capitalism here, straying further and further from the lords light every day.

15.02.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cardboard box is sitting on the floor in a hallway next to a rug that says viralhog ALT: a cardboard box is sitting on the floor in a hallway next to a rug that says viralhog

Snake Daddy Rob during this challenge. #TheTraitorsUS

13.02.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If there is such a thing as β€˜Emily in Paris’ Boursin, then we can get #TheTraitorsUS smoked salmon.

13.02.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Scabby the Rat at Kaiser Sunset

Scabby the Rat at Kaiser Sunset

Picket sign that says β€œKaiser employees waiting for our contract approval” with a pic of Cardi B

Picket sign that says β€œKaiser employees waiting for our contract approval” with a pic of Cardi B

Good morning to everyone except Kaiser Permanente πŸͺ§

09.02.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Email from Kaiser regarding strikes

Email from Kaiser regarding strikes

YO KAISER THE BEST WAY TO SHOW COMMITMENT TO OUR CARE IS BY GIVING OUR UFCW AND UNAC/UHCP MEMBERS A FAIR CONTRACT NOW 🀧

09.02.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and the words " my life is tough enough as it is " ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and the words " my life is tough enough as it is "

WHAT DO YOU MEAN TEIGAN FROM THE PUPPY BOWL PASSED AWAY

09.02.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NICARAGUA MENTIONED I AM SOBBING BENITOOOOOOOOOOOO

09.02.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

RICKY MARTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

09.02.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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WEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPAAAAA #SuperBowl

09.02.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a black shirt is holding a small globe in front of a sign that says schitt 's creek ALT: a man in a black shirt is holding a small globe in front of a sign that says schitt 's creek

What is sports?

09.02.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They should put a β€œCountdown to Halftime” for those of us who are only here for the main event. #SuperBowl

09.02.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Italian composers giant head Olympic mascots

Italian composers giant head Olympic mascots

Do the Washington Nationals know about these guys?!?!

07.02.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Olympics opening ceremony Italian mocha pot Mascots

Olympics opening ceremony Italian mocha pot Mascots

Whatever the American equivalent of this ends up being at the #LA28 Opening Ceremony…I want to be it.

07.02.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0