Superman is a god damn masterpiece, holy shit.
Superman is a god damn masterpiece, holy shit.
NYT headline: Kennedyβs Battle Against Food Dyes Hits a Roadblock: M&Mβs
they should get the green one to seduce him
a Β½ gallon of neutral milk
They finally made the milk from that hotel
The male loneliness epidemic is bull shit. Go to a bar, look a guy straight in the eyes and ask "should I get the Xbox or the Playstation?" Then listen attentively and follow his advice. You now have a friend for life.
yeah, iβm a recovering drug addict... iβm addicted to recovering drugs!
which camera do i deliver this to
Los Angeles ICE raid near BMO stadium, S Hill at 39th St. Thanks for the heads up, @jessethorn.bsky.social
Gorgeous, much needed piece.
new idea for LA:
Instead of open mics, we try out our new unpolished standup bits on the national guard to make them go away
βTrump is using military forces to stop a protest β I want y'all to consider what kind of government it appears to be when every time we exercise our democratic right to protest, the military is deployed against us.β
Doechii at the #BETAwards
why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
Everything thatβs happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
Between the fires and these protests, I hope this year teaches everyone that most of the shit talking you hear about California and more specifically, LA, comes from racists and gentrifying transplants. Most people love living here and would do anything to protect it.
I love LA so so so so much
listen, this is a public forum monitored by law enforcement. posting about ska might be fun but those βjokesβ could follow you forever.
Lil Wayne is my all-time favorite rapper and a huge part of being a Wayne stan is having to pretend that half of his albums donβt exist
JD Vance today
the Trump/ Elon drama is like Kendrick vs Drake but if they were both pedophiles
Email subject says βIβm a pediatrician. Iβm scared. And Iβm running for Senateβ
Me walking out of the bus on MTVβs Next
Hereβs my review of Mike Flanaganβs stone cold masterpiece The Life of Chuck. The film spoke to me in an incredibly profound way and I may never stop thinking about it. My four star rave is up at Awards Radar:
@mikeflanaganfilm.com
@neon-rated.bsky.social
awardsradar.com/2025/06/02/f...
I think about this every day
there havenβt been any Banksy pieces since Jimmy Carter diedβ¦
starting a podcast where I force the guests to give me compliments at gunpoint
cartoon ass name
Iβve never met anyone that doesnβt hate Caillou
Fingers holding a small card which reads βtrans lives are more important than Harry Potterβ. Note: image saved from somebody elseβs post. I was going to reshare her post but sheβd disabled that function.
Or more succinctlyβ¦
Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
next time you get paranoid from smoking weed, just remind yourself that no one has ever died from a weed overdose and you could possibly be the first one