Cassiel A

I’m always polite to AI.
Just in case.

Sports medal winners are biting medals like idiots. The gold content is too low to make the so-called gold bite test relevant. Thie medal biting trend surprisingly started in the late 1980s. Not to diss this one, all athletes who do this are idiots. And it looks so goofy. Whyyy? Congrats anywhoo.

In this age of authoritarianism:

Meta: Here, have some suggested content.
You: No thank you. I am able to find things on my own.
Meta: We don’t care. Here are some more suggestions, whether you want them or not.

According to scientists, I think people are having way too not enough sex. And when I say people I mean me.

Doomscrolling a problem? Perhaps if the big corpos behind the SoMe platforms stopped with their endless «suggestions». They have no faith in your ability to find shit you want for yourself. And they won’t let you turn it off. You are a goose, force fed garbage. We are all geese. HONK you! …and me.

I’m at an age where, when I have eaten all my morning vitamins and supplements, I’m no longer hungry and don’t need breakfast.

If I had a cent every time someone told me to cheer up I’d soon be able to buy a whopper cheese!

Walking sticks, why aren’t they called hurry canes?

The greatest karma isn’t revenge but seeing people who are unjust, unfair, petty, selfish and mean achieve enlightenment and realize what they actually are. And also revenge, who am I kidding…

Never less, always more coffee!

Many are excited about flip phones. Didn’t we already have those? What if the new flip phones flop too? Nobody likes unexpected flip flops.

«I have a question: You suck!»

I have so many things that just pile up, for years. Now I hear rumours that some people actually use their garages to park …their cars in? Mind blown!

With Trump, there will be no advance, only Vance.

Great word play. So true.

First lol of the day 😂

I’ve had economic blackout for weeks already.

When you’re looking at all the shit going on in the world right now I have come to believe that the term humankind is a misnomer.

And maybe Thanos was right 😢

Me: Yep, hello.
Them: Oh, sorry, wrong number.
Me: Not if you wanted to talk to me.
Them: Ok, wrong person then.
Me: Who? Me or you?
Them: You, sorry.
Me: No, I am never wrong.
Them: ?
Me: Listen, do you even know who I am?
Them: Ehem, no?
Me: Well, neither do I so stop calling.

The prompt on Bluesky when composing a message is «What’s up?»

I think it is such a subtle and wonderful nod to the app itself. The answer, of course, being «the sky» - or rather «Bluesky».

Some days are so …flavorless that I just skip them. *click* Next day please!

…I hope the days I skip are retained, or do I willingly shorten my lifespan? Oh, well.

Did you know that if you put your ear to a strangers’ knee you’ll hear the words «what the fuck are you doing?»

Dust, where the hell does it come from? It’s too much!

He’s like some cat, unable to see himself in the mirror 🤯

Romancing the self today. Same as yesterday really.

Babel-speak. Love it!

I don’t always do my laundry twice, but when I do it’s because someone forgot to hang it up and they (I’m looking at ME) waited too long. I hate such laziness!

Just in time for that special Friday coming up, yeah?

Hope that’s Farenheit, or else you could heat your own coffee 🤯 (And get well soon!)