This is what the whole internet could be if everyone would just stop dunking on screenshots.
05.03.2026 23:08
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This is what the whole internet could be if everyone would just stop dunking on screenshots.
Donald Trump is just a pulsing blob of id.
It was only last week we learned from the Epstein files that he punched a 13 year old girl in the head for biting his penis, which he had shoved in her mouth.
Causing WWIII with malice on an impulse is not a stretch.
Time-lapse of various species of mushrooms growing
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The Onion x Stereogum collab we’ve all been waiting for.
All of them. Duh.
People on a green highway overpass behind a chain link fence holding up letters that spell out: WAR CRIMES DONT HIDE SEX CRIMES There is a brown triple decker in the background
Dorchester has entered the chat.
[93 overpass as seen by my sister from the Savin Hill T stop]
photo of an American fighter jet falling out of the sky accompanied by the text: The New York Times March 2, 2026, 8:13 a.m. ET BREAKING NEWS 3 U.S. Planes Are Shot Down in 'Apparent Friendly Fire Incident' in Kuwait, U.S. Military Says
war is always dumb but now it’s dumber than ever because of all the stupids
It appears so.
it was fun while it lasted oh well
.𖥔 ݁ ˖🪐.𖥔 ݁ ˖ i have friends everywhere
Just found out that Cardi B is not a riff on Cartier and I’m crushed.
I think so!
I’m sure these guys know what they’re doing.
In this, the stupidest of all timelines, we will now create heroes out of greedy amoral corporations who do the bare minimum to stand up against the regime. Rebellionaires, if you will.
No way! I’m excited to watch that THANKS JOSH!
photo of a very cute black and tan young goat, looking at the camera with a smiling expression.
Cutest little Norma Jean! She looks extra cute in the winter when she got her thick winter fluff. 🥰
These dogs are having the time of their lives following this week's historic blizzard in the Northeast. Please enjoy. 14/10 for all
I woke up this morning inexplicably a huge fan of women’s hockey!
Just found out that Cardi B is not a riff on Cartier and I’m crushed.
The Ellison kid is gonna make daddy notice him or die trying.
discovered chatgpt today
The USA Men's Hockey team poses for a photo in front of The White House
Hey, at least I still have the capacity to be shocked.
In any timeline or simulation other than the one we live in, this person would leave office immediately and never show their face in public again. The shame.
The President of the United States, Donald Trump, must resign tonight.
If he does not, Congress must impeach him.
We shouldn’t have had to wait for a report that he punched a 13 yr old in the head for not sucking his cock correctly but yeah, this ought to be the end.
Universal health care, Senator. I’d like to see you and your colleagues compare it to that.
C’mon - now’s the time for liberals to shine! Cowgirl up!
Have fun screaming “buy the dip!” over and over to people who just watched bitcoin lose half its value in 5 months
"Like you, I am deeply troubled by the Atrocity Machine’s recent activity. It is a stain on our nation, and we must take action. With this in mind, I am proud to announce that we are dedicating billions of dollars to the Atrocity Machine."
universal health care or fuck off
KELLEY!!
woke just been hiding out in the garage doing pushups this whole fuckin time so
