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EM trained PA-C. Husband to a lovely wife and father to the cutest damn twins ever. Out to rock the globe while it’s still here to rock. GLP-1 agonist stan #MedSky

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Anything can be β€œbiblical” when you use the Bible as a Lego box to build whatever you want

06.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œUnder qualified and over named” is probably the best description of Markwayne Mullin I’ve ever heard

06.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And wholly preventable. But we just couldn’t have a black lady in office

06.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Chris Osgood 's Goal vs Hartford Whalers (March 6, 1996)
Chris Osgood 's Goal vs Hartford Whalers (March 6, 1996) YouTube video by Sanjay

Happy 30th to Chris Osgood becoming the 3rd goalie ever to score in a game

youtu.be/ikXAdWFeQnE

06.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Subtle but important differences between the Pub Type and Club Type

06.03.2026 12:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
healingfromhealing β€’ 5h
White people be like my dog doesn't believe in Germ Theory so we are giving him turmeric for his rabies

healingfromhealing β€’ 5h White people be like my dog doesn't believe in Germ Theory so we are giving him turmeric for his rabies

06.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao I live in the dumbest country on earth

06.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Participation trophy ass administration

06.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I caught myself holding my breath the first time I watched it!

05.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look. When you’re driving and have the right of way just take it. You may think you’re being nice by waving me on but you’re just creating confusion.

Don’t be nice. Be predictable.

05.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

And table tennis!

05.03.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Being from Ohio you should come up for the Arnold this weekend and show them power lifters what’s what

05.03.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Chicken tenders and fries in a mini Zamboni at Little Caesars Arena

Chicken tenders and fries in a mini Zamboni at Little Caesars Arena

I MUST HAVE THE CHICKIE TENDY ZAMBONI

04.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Indeed the HOP does that 😁

04.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you just call me a shithead??

04.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Trugoy would have loved this. RIP Plug 2

04.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Why Genesis doesn't start with "In the beginning"
Why Genesis doesn't start with "In the beginning" YouTube video by Dan McClellan

Why Genesis doesn't start with "In the beginning"
#maklelan3168
youtu.be/HAg9g46MxpM

03.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You are my PEOPLE

03.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One thing seems to be consistent across murder documentaries: In every single police interrogation vid they show the suspect NEVER has a lawyer there. You want a murder doc about you? Just waive your right to counsel lmao

03.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Nuke that neck

02.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh good. I feel so much better now

02.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 2801 πŸ” 396 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 12
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02.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You’ve ordered 3 β€œroutine” MRIs on the same pt in 1 year right?

02.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He yelled at college students?

01.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This disappeared. But I won’t let it

22.12.2025 13:58 πŸ‘ 1071 πŸ” 218 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 24
Congressman Greg Land...β€’ @repgreglandsman.bsky.social
The U.S. is destroying Iran's missiles and bombs to stop them from taking more lives.

Congressman Greg Land...β€’ @repgreglandsman.bsky.social The U.S. is destroying Iran's missiles and bombs to stop them from taking more lives.

Has anyone seen a ratio like this on here??

28.02.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dump the foley bag and see if they say that again

28.02.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s fun to have an activity that only requires like 50% of my brain power

28.02.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky: lol Dems don’t have any message if it was me I would have a winning message

Dems: *a message*

Bluesky: lol look at this sternly worded letter DO SOMETHING

Dems: *do something*

Bluesky: lol any halfway competent opposition party would have been able to STOP ALL THIS ALREADY

etc.

28.02.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 126 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0