Elliott Vanskike

I know you're just riffing, but not even half of the *voters* in 2024 voted for Trump--nowhere near half of America did

I could give a shit if he's working class or landed gentry--it's his coziness with white supremacists that bothers me

kevinrkirk 2d @ Threads Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like l'm 5. (Drawing of chopping of part of land) suahuatica 2d MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

Happy Friday. Don’t skip school.

you can't surrender for someone else so no

This is a real video from the official White House account on a war that is currently killing people. I don’t know how the US is going to come back from this.
The post was “JUSTICE THE AMERICAN WAY. 🇺🇸 🔥”

Thatcher and Reagan were virulently anti-union--you can say that stance is about freeing up markets or increasing shareholder value, but it's not wrong to see it as the leading edge of fascism

this makes no sense--every soccer coach everywhere knows you just need to throw it up the line

have blow-out will work

excellent pull

Russia is providing Iran intelligence to target U.S. forces, officials say The targeting information has included the locations of American warships and aircraft in the Middle East, the officials said.

Thank you @washingtonpost.com for putting this at the top of your homepage. Every Dem should be screaming from the rooftops; it might finally make Trump clamp down on Putin (haha j/k but this is a big deal). @dscc.bsky.social @electdemocrats.bsky.social

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perfectly deployed

yeah, like how come electricity can kill you or it can shock your heart back to life? it can't be both

it’s like two-dimensional checkers with these idiots—flat checkers

What does this imply for those of us who are not Christian, and who labor under the assumption that we're protected by the First Amendment?

I have not eaten that because woke

Brylcreem-fueled brain rot

you are you, the poke police?

Yankees losing 15-0 is weird but also AMAZING

Ken Jennings coming in hot

noem's dog looking down from heaven

Egocrushing

not Orwell, of course, but don't tell famous right-wing egghead George Will, who attributed it to Orwell in a 1998 column

Markwayne in the Membrane

Noem’s been tossed down Cypress Hill. Marky Markwayne’s too legit to quit. Reader, I haven’t seen a posse of clowns this insane since Dubya overtook Poppy back in the day

by Maureen Dowd

all you need is two pushed-together first names and a dream--are the Stevetoms, Geraldgarys, Brucebrians, and Scottricks of Oklahoma prepared to step up?

it may be controversial, but I think this is weirder than Romney shaking dogs' snouts

Historian here history first time as tragedy the second time as farce.

the fifa peace prize used to mean something

looks perfect

post it on X

hey, Hegseth said “war is hell” so you know they’re taking it seriously