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Space ghost saying: DO WE HAVÉ TO THREATEN YOU?
(555) 555-PAIN

Space ghost saying: DO WE HAVÉ TO THREATEN YOU? (555) 555-PAIN

This is how Pete Hegseth speaks to the public—

13.03.2026 13:53 👍 87 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0

Bring back settling deep personal feuds by snapping rhythmically in alleys

13.03.2026 17:28 👍 26 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
large 10-foot long tree trunk is hoisted straight up and out of a culvert manhole in a street intersection. the trunk is visibly waterlogged and nearly 3/4ths of the diameter of the manhole.

large 10-foot long tree trunk is hoisted straight up and out of a culvert manhole in a street intersection. the trunk is visibly waterlogged and nearly 3/4ths of the diameter of the manhole.

when people ask "what's the wildest thing you've ever pulled out of a sewer?" i'm going to just start answering "tree."

19.02.2026 19:25 👍 436 🔁 75 💬 19 📌 12
11.02.2026 00:44 👍 200 🔁 17 💬 2 📌 0
cartoon: Spock talking with LambChop.
A song that never ends? Most illogical.

cartoon: Spock talking with LambChop. A song that never ends? Most illogical.

Cartoon: With thanks to @toonsmith.bsky.social for learning me that Shari Lewis contributed writing some ST:TOS :)

10.02.2026 02:26 👍 194 🔁 61 💬 5 📌 2
No ICE in Minnesota by jesthehuman and 651 others No ICE in Minnesota: 1439 items for $10.00

Help us help folks Minnesota. Bundle organized by the spectacular @jesthehuman.itch.io

So many great contributors here, and of course I’ve added a few of my games as well

Nearly 1500 items for $10 and no 🧊

itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...

10.02.2026 00:29 👍 34 🔁 24 💬 0 📌 0

Ah, you're correct. I'll remove mine.

09.02.2026 05:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a cartoon character pointing at a map of the united states Alt: Yakko naming countries of the world

Bad Bunny like

09.02.2026 01:39 👍 2239 🔁 508 💬 14 📌 24

Immediately said "this is so dystopian" as soon as I saw the ad. I'm sure this will only ever be used responsibly, & that the default will be opted out instead of automatically opted in, forcing people through a maze of settings to turn it off. Right?

I'm sure it'll be fine.

09.02.2026 02:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a woman with curly hair is wearing a purple jacket ALT: a woman with curly hair is wearing a purple jacket

Happy Janet Jackson Appreciation Day to all who celebrate.

08.02.2026 02:20 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

07.02.2026 15:39 👍 8709 🔁 2581 💬 73 📌 69

it used to be that you only had to catch up on the horrors two or three times a day but then they said oh no no no that’s not enough horrors

06.02.2026 00:51 👍 238 🔁 63 💬 5 📌 2
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WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ

13.01.2026 21:19 👍 9663 🔁 2930 💬 976 📌 1434
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a cartoon of a man saying i don t need no instructions to know how to rock Alt: Cartoon animated gif of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, who has a sunburn on his bald head, hairy chest, and shoulders, and is standing with his hands on his hips defiantly saying "I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!" Carl is proudly wearing The Foreigner Belt (a large WWE-style belt with a large letter F in the center).
13.01.2026 19:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Styx was my first concert. Pat Benatar was the opening act.

13.01.2026 19:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(whisper singing to myself) I want my, I want my, I want my MTV. *sad trombone*

01.01.2026 22:49 👍 3532 🔁 281 💬 75 📌 8

looking forward to the in-depth reporting on what plants crave

02.01.2026 22:08 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Surprised this void cat is trying the traditional way of opening the door. Normally void cats just quietly transition through time & space in a way we cannot comprehend. They just phase from room to room in a way other cats could never manage.

02.01.2026 22:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Way to assign blame to a thing that is not sentient and fundamentally does not understand right from wrong instead of placing accountability on the humans who let this happen or worse, the ones who input the prompts.

Feature not a bug?

02.01.2026 22:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Saw a Reuters article but yeah. Absolute silence, other than a sparse "apology" from a thing that is not sentient & has no functionality to understand right from wrong or basic morality. Absolute vacuum just sucking up the accountability that should be on the people who allowed it to happen.

02.01.2026 22:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

there are endless headlines about "grok apologizes" or "grok says it will be fixed" after it generated CSAM using pictures of minors and zero headlines about "grok being shut down" or "musk and xAI in big legal trouble" and I think something fundamental has broken here

02.01.2026 18:59 👍 7451 🔁 2150 💬 57 📌 89

Gotta find the gloves with the special touchscreen fingertips (usually thumb & index fingers). Game changer for cold regions.

The only drawback is if you use thumbprint ID to unlock your phone.

02.01.2026 21:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot of shiny female Pikachu from Pokemon Go wearing 2025-2026 new year's event top hat costume.

Screenshot of shiny female Pikachu from Pokemon Go wearing 2025-2026 new year's event top hat costume.

Yesssss
Got my shiny girl, too. Mine was a NYE catch.

02.01.2026 21:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This is why they want us talking about day care centers and $500 boots.

02.01.2026 19:37 👍 3987 🔁 1527 💬 102 📌 61

You never know. That could be the deal his daddy made with the crossroads demon in exchange for the family's "success."

02.01.2026 21:17 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

An invitation into the woods? I've seen this movie before... but who am I to turn down an invitation into the woods?

02.01.2026 17:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It'll get better or something

02.01.2026 06:57 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I take no leave of you, 2025. I send no compliments to your mother. You deserve no such attention. I am most seriously displeased.

31.12.2025 13:46 👍 753 🔁 272 💬 3 📌 13

Let’s all practice STFU positivity

29.12.2025 22:10 👍 53 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1