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OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

not a lot of people know his real name is Samlemens

one of my dreams in life is to witness a dog who has just stolen some sausage links from a butcher running down the street with it hanging from their mouth, flapping in the wind behind them as they run.

upgrade to supergrok. get 7 days free

if you upgrade they don't respond to subpoenas about the images you're generating

this is why they pay you the big bucks

i don't know a lot about tech but i know my shit would get absolutely wrecked, personally

if one of the major password managers get properly hacked i feel like that will shut down the global economy

this gets truer every day

he spells it "wil" because he's always taking an L

let me reiterate

we have never not been dropping bombs indiscriminately on the middle east my entire life, wtf are you talking about man

it's a shame we can't import wine from spain but i'll be fine there's a big stash deep in my buddy's catacombs

when a pundit says "that's going to cost them political capital" that's not a real thing that means anything, you can just ignore that

reddit r/soccer comment re: dean huijsen’s atrocious passing vs getafe “call him charlie kirk because his passing is the best thing about him”

found the world’s first good reddit comment

bluesky is for singles hitters. if you like getting 8 to 25 likes on posts that never escape your little circles, this is the place for you

i'm eating man of culture kibble, we are not the same

maybe he just really loves posts ok

guy who follows 130,000 accounts bragging about the amount of followers he used to have on a platform your aunt uses but only accidentally

[to the tune of bruce springsteen’s glory days]

not sure how they convinced a generation of men that vegetables are gay but we’ll have to start colon cancer screenings at 18 now

the 24 year stretch of clinton, george w, obama was a miraculous run of presidents who weren't visibly decaying. as untouchable as wilt's records

manic pixie hallucination girl

being dumb as hell must whip so much ass

lol at the tourists in dubai being like ‘what do you mean i took my vacation at The Neiman-Marcus That Kills You’

bizarre and historically pretty unique experience to have your ruling class raining hellfire all over the world and nothing at all changes in your life personally

it's fucked up that our country can just bomb people and not experience meaningful consequences. someone should probably change that

graham platner looking like a rapidly aging mr beast

mr beast looks like shit these days

how do i find a career sucking more shit at each new job but still getting promoted by my cabal of benefactors to serve their ends

whiskey dick fridays

remember when those cops thought they got poisoned at shake shack but it turned out they just had havana syndrome

joe face 😔

don’t do it it’s as bad as it sounds