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James Swinbanks

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former video games reviewer and podcaster, now just a games enjoyer. musician (bass and synth) and audio nerd. gamer. football (soccer) and motorsport fan. cat dad. #mufc background by @aurahack.bsky.social

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First impression is the vibes are spot on.

06.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I regret to inform you all that Pokopia is, in fact, as good as everyone says it is.

06.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

what a classic

05.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why the fuck are Brian Jonestown Massacre bothering to tour here again. Their last tour here ended with them brawling onstage. Utter embarrassment of a band.

05.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They say the most value you get from anything worth doing is in the journey. Gen AI seeks to kill the journey. It’s so utterly dehumanising.

04.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn’t really matter how good a facilitator you are, once you start talking gen AI I’m out.

04.03.2026 04:57 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

It feels like AAA has gotten to a point that it’s just no longer viable in 99% of cases. Awful.

03.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
99% humidity. 0% rain.

99% humidity. 0% rain.

Kill me

03.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@damonreece.com happy birthday for yesterday buddy. Hope it was a very good one.

03.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜˜πŸ‘Œ

03.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
"It's only Tuesday" written in colourful Pokopia font

"It's only Tuesday" written in colourful Pokopia font

02.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Benjamin Sesko leaps to celebrate a goal at Old Trafford with Bryan Mbuemo.

Benjamin Sesko leaps to celebrate a goal at Old Trafford with Bryan Mbuemo.

these guys

01.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

28.02.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 16326 πŸ” 5055 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 103

"Pre-emptive strike" is and always has been propaganda speak for "we started another war"

28.02.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 267 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

🀑

28.02.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ah man, one of the best f1 cars ever built.

28.02.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they remade marathon and made it an extraction shooter... 😩

27.02.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey if you can’t afford a place maybe don’t buy it! Fuck Ziff Davis!

26.02.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There were entire tweet threads about this. Pretty sure that discussion went on for at least a week!

26.02.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhat if there was a video game where the only things that existed in the game world were things you were looking at πŸ€”πŸ€”β€ - some linkedin guy.

My guy you are describing frustum culling and it has been a thing since computer games have needed to worry about memory allocation. Which has been forever.

26.02.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao I don’t think any person in their right mind would suggest Spurs are strong. And yet, there they are in the final 16 of European champions league. Almost like the UCL isn’t as strong as the PL, which always my point.

26.02.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Literally six teams from the competition are in the knockout phase of the champions league. How is that weak? Unless we’re saying all of European football sucks???

25.02.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting! Is the curdle warning cos the acid content?

25.02.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe premier league is so weak this year”

25.02.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Crit from other writers I get. That’s just talking shop amongst your peers. But I do always smirk a little when a review amongst a sea of reviews sparks this kind of conversation.

25.02.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think people who get mad about games writing a lot are, in general, jealous that they aren’t getting paid to do the same thing. It has nothing to do whether or not they like/agree with the subject matter.

25.02.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

review discourse is always fun

25.02.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This guys answer to everything seems to be more cops with bigger guns. No, that’s quite literally that’s what he wrote.

25.02.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I totally get it. Im fortunate enough to be able to walk to the office when I need to be there so fully get any opportunity to avoid public transport is a win.

25.02.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So the roof is definitely leaking.

Does anyone know a place in VIC (north pref) that will give me a fair price for videogame collectibles etc.

Need to sell some stuff to keep a roof over my head.

I have a lot of AC statues. Some old games. Gears of war lancer. Etc.

24.02.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0