Evan J. Worthen

lol the cardinals watched the conclave movie and said “nope not going through all of that”

i could tell by the font 💀

this is fucking deseret news isn’t it

the whole internet is just unbelievably cooked

joseph smith if you asked him to describe some characteristics of the jaredites

somehow the pope was able to give me, an atheist and catholic church disliker, major holy envy throughout his tenure. rip to a real one

i’ve always said that hawaiian haystacks are a food of paradox… thoroughly mormon yet whose origins suggest the devious spurring of inebriation…

steven peck’s next novel should be about a biologist who’s troubled with the lack of scientific basis for scripture but then discovers, through her research, that none of it has happened yet and that WE are the pre-adamites

the plot twist is that he doesn’t even use it for coffee. it’s literally just for ramen

i clocked a former floor mate at byu as an exmo simply from noticing a gooseneck kettle in the background of a photo

as a moderate, i have enough common sense to agree that reeducation camps for conservatives are a necessity, but the bleeding heart side of me believes that they should function more as schools than prisons

dc cherry blossoms!!

i think this slideshow on the nytimes homepage was engineered in a lab to make me angry

Even as a little boy I knew I wanted to expedite the boarding process

this guy lol

these guys sure think a lot about the church bringing back polygamy for a group whose most prominent member at one point got married and immediately did a “my wife left me” speedrun in 2 weeks

this would be great “deseret news pitch bot” material if that account existed… and if this article wasn’t real

using mercy/justice and progressive/orthodox as your axes for your mormon political compass is CRAZY

windyyyyyy cityyyyy!

my first hot take on this platform is that mitt romney will be going to spirit prison after he departs this mortal coil. he will be released during the second coming IF he has satisfactorily repented for being rich. i don’t make the rules

i am not mitt romney. please stop following me under the impression that this is mitt romney’s bluesky account. if you’re looking for the real mitt romney you can find him in mormon hell or kennebunkport or something idk

hell yeah i’m so excited for them to prove the universal model correct